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I Want You (She's So Heavy)/Quotes

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Season 30 Episode Quotes
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"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
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Marge: Yes, I want to learn kite-surfing.
Nigel: Kite-surfing's a simple sport. All you need is the wind and the waves. And a spreader-bar, bindings, impact vest, chicken loop, donkey stick, squirrel clip, and, of course, parking pass.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, ruining people's day at the beach. We are worse than sand in a hot dog, eh, Lou?
Lou: You know there's a double murder downtown?
Chief Wiggum: Well, now it's a triple, 'cause you just killed my day.

Lisa: So, Mom is kite-surfing while Dad is eating three desserts.
Grampa: Oh, your grandma and I had our differences, but we stopped arguing when she disappeared for three decades.

Homer: [talking with Wallace] Oh, it's so nice to get an evening out just with you. Can I get you a baby chair? No? You're good?
Luigi: Homer's-a talking to nobody. The Cat Lady is eating with cats. Ralph is in-a the lobster tank?
Ralph: I'm expensive.

Season 30 Quotes
Bart's Not Dead Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Treehouse of Horror XXIX Baby You Can't Drive My Car From Russia Without Love Werking Mom Krusty the Clown Daddicus Finch 'Tis the 30th Season Mad About the Toy The Girl on the Bus I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can The Clown Stays in the Picture 101 Mitigations I Want You (She's So Heavy) E My Sports Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy Girl's in the Band I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh D'oh Canada Woo-Hoo Dunnit? Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion