The Great Simpsina/Quotes
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- Homer: Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?
- Marge:Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.
- Homer: What the...? First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit?! Why was I ever born?!
- Lisa: Students, teachers, detentionees, prepare to have everything you believe about milk cans challenged! Willie, if you will?
- Nelson: God, if you don't bring my Lisa back safe, ants will burn tonight.
- Lisa: I believe the expression is ta-da!
- Seymour Skinner: I don't know what to think about milk cans anymore.
- Lisa: Would you be interested in teaching me?
- The Great Raymondo: A girl illusionist?! Ladies are what you saw in half and throw knives at. They never wear the hat.
- Lisa: What if you just taught me one trick?
- The Great Raymondo: Fine. These are the Rings of Fate. Come back in a week with these rings linked together, and maybe I'll-- Say, you did it already?! Well, I guess I can teach a girl. Blackstone taught a monkey.
- Lisa: I'm not exactly flattered by that.
- The Great Raymondo: You should be. That monkey wound up with 18 car dealerships. If you bought a family car in the St. Louis area, you bought it from the mighty Chimpopo.
- Lisa: Raymondo! I mastered the slide pass and I've almost mastered the Denver slide pass. And why is there always a "Denver" version of things?
- The Great Raymondo: I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm upset. Bumped-off-the-Mike-Douglas-show upset!
- Marge: Okay, we've got peach bruschetta on peach toast, peach-aroni peach-za and my famous BLTs or should I say, PPPs? Come on, people, peaches!
