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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014 content update

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This article is about the Tapped Out's Thanksgiving content update from 2014. For other year's Tapped Out Thanksgiving content updates, see TSTO Thanksgiving Content Updates.
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update was released on November 20, 2014. It was 13.7MB, and a cross between a mini-event and an episode tie-in. An update was later pushed to add Black Friday deals for premium items, where a certain amount of donuts were rebated on items.

The "Thanksgiving" menu in the store was unlocked after completing the "myPad" quest and starting the "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest. Its description stated, "Thanksgiving has landed! For a limited time, get all the Thanksgiving items here!".

The episode tie-in content was available until 8am GMT on November 25, 2014. The Thanksgiving content was available until December 2, 2014 at 8am GMT, at which point the event will end, as well as the Black Friday/Cyber Monday Deals.

Contents

Black Friday Deals

This section is on the Black Friday-Cyber Monday deals. For the gameplay involved with this mini-event, click here.

Black Friday menu from Nov. 28 2014 during the first deal, showing upcoming offers.

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On November 27, 2014, Thanksgiving, a 13.8MB in-game update was installed, file-named "v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch2_PostLaunch", adding the Black Friday deals.

The Black Friday deals launched on November 28, 2014 at 8am GMT. There will be an offer to buy the Truckasaurus for Donut225 on Cyber Monday, December 1, 2014.

Gil, upon entering your town and if there is a new rebate offer, spawned and said: "Check out our newest rebate offer!", at which point he appeared with the TO Clock Bubble.png over his head, which upon tapping lead to the Black Friday menu, and he disappeared (In Krustyland, this lead to the "Characters" menu). On Cyber Monday, Gil appeared with 50px over his head.

Note: You require the original amount of DonutDonuts to purchase the item (the first number in the brackets), but only deducted the price in bold.
Hour (Times are GMT) Item Costs
November 28th
1 - 8am - 9:01am Kamp Krusty Donut150
(Donut200 / Rebate Donut50)
2 - 9am - 10:01am Lard Lad Donuts Donut80
(Donut110 / Rebate Donut30)
3 - 10am - 11:01am Ferris Wheel Donut85
Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
4 - 11am - 12:01pm Volcano Lair Donut150
(Donut200 / Rebate Donut50)
5 - 12pm - 1:01pm The Rich Texan Donut65
(Donut85 / Rebate Donut20)
6 - 1pm - 2:01pm Kang Topiary Donut12
(Donut15 / Rebate Donut3)
7 - 2pm - 3:01pm Fiddler Donut38
(Donut50 / Rebate Donut12)
8 - 3pm - 4:01pm Handsome Pete Donut60
(Donut80 / Rebate Donut20)
9 - 4pm - 5:01pm Fire Eater
10 - 5pm - 6:01pm Juggler Donut45
(Donut60 / Rebate Donut15)
11 - 6pm - 7:01pm Sherri & Terri Donut110
(Donut150 / Rebate Donut40)
12 - 7pm - 8:01pm Lugash's Gym Donut135
(Donut175 / Rebate Donut40)
13 - 8pm - 9:01pm Southern Cracker Fountain Donut25
(Donut30 / Rebate Donut5)
14 - 9:01pm - 10:01pm Apu's Apartment Donut120
(Donut160 / Rebate Donut40)
15 - 10pm - 11:01pm Radioactive Man Billboard Donut25
(Donut30 / Rebate Donut5)
16 - 11pm - 12:01am Jimbo Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
November 29th
17 - 12am - 1:01am Itchy & Scratchy Billboard Donut32
(Donut40 / Rebate Donut8)
18 - 1am - 2:01am Ferris Wheel Donut85
Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
19 - 2am - 3:01am Rocket Car
20 - 3am - 4:01am Sleep Easy Motel Donut175
Donut225 / Rebate Donut50)
21 - 4am - 5:01am Fireworks, Candy & Puppy Dogs Store Donut45
(Donut60 / Rebate Donut15)
22 - 5am - 6:01am Springfield Museum of Natural History Donut75
(Donut100 / Rebate Donut25)
23 - 6am - 7:01am School Bus Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
24 - 7am - 8:01am Frink's Lab Donut115
(Donut150 / Rebate Donut35)
25 - 8am - 9:01am Springfield Pet Shop Donut65
(Donut90 / Rebate Donut25)
26 - 9am - 10:01am DMV Limo Donut38
(Donut50 / Rebate Donut12)
27 - 10am - 11:01am Lotto N Liquor Donut115
(Donut150 / Rebate Donut35)
28 - 11am - 12:01pm Bowlarama Donut195
(Donut250 / Rebate Donut55)
29 - 12pm - 1:01pm Left Handed Roadster Donut32
(Donut40 / Rebate Donut8)
30 - 1pm - 2:01pm Crazy Cat House Donut140
(Donut180 / Rebate Donut40)
31 - 2pm - 3:01pm Little Lady Jusice Donut55
(Donut75 / Rebate Donut20)
32 - 3pm - 4:01pm Duff Brewery Donut150
(Donut190 / Rebate Donut40)
33 - 4pm - 5:01pm Film Set Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
34 - 5pm - 6:01pm Mount Carlmore Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
35 - 6pm - 7:01pm Stu's Disco Donut140
(Donut180 / Rebate Donut40)
36 - 7pm - 8:01pm Whale Donut220
(Donut300 / Rebate Donut80)
37 - 8pm - 9:01pm Kamp Krusty Donut150
(Donut200 / Rebate Donut50)
38 - 9pm - 10:01pm Lard Lad Donuts Donut80
(Donut110 / Rebate Donut30)
39 - 10pm - 11:01pm Ferris Wheel Donut85
Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
40 - 11pm - 12:01am Volcano Lair Donut150
(Donut200 / Rebate Donut50)
November 30th
41 - 12am - 1:01am The Rich Texan Donut65
(Donut85 / Rebate Donut20)
42 - 1am - 2:01pm Kang Topiary Donut12
(Donut15 / Rebate Donut3)
43 - 2am - 3:01am Fiddler Donut38
(Donut50 / Rebate Donut12)
44 - 3am - 4:01am Handsome Pete Donut60
(Donut80 / Rebate Donut20)
45 - 4am - 5:01am Fire Eater
46 - 5am - 6:01am Juggler Donut45
(Donut60 / Rebate Donut15)
47 - 6am - 7:01am Sherri & Terri Donut110
(Donut150 / Rebate Donut40)
48 - 7am - 8:01am Lugash's Gym Donut135
(Donut175 / Rebate Donut40)
49 - 8am - 9:01am Southern Cracker Fountain Donut25
(Donut30 / Rebate Donut5)
50 - 9am - 10:01am Apu's Apartment Donut120
(Donut160 / Rebate Donut40)
51 - 10am - 11:01am Radioactive Man Billboard Donut25
(Donut30 / Rebate Donut5)
52 - 11am - 12:01pm Jimbo Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
53 - 12pm - 1:01pm Itchy & Scratchy Billboard Donut32
(Donut40 / Rebate Donut8)
54 - 1pm - 2:01pm Ferris Wheel Donut85
Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
55 - 2pm - 3:01pm Rocket Car
56 - 3pm - 4:01pm Sleep Easy Motel Donut175
Donut225 / Rebate Donut50)
57 - 4pm - 5:01pm Fireworks, Candy & Puppy Dogs Store Donut45
(Donut60 / Rebate Donut15)
58 - 5pm - 6:01pm Springfield Museum of Natural History Donut75
(Donut100 / Rebate Donut25)
59 - 6pm - 7:01pm School Bus Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
60 - 7pm - 8:01pm Frink's Lab Donut115
(Donut150 / Rebate Donut35)
61 - 8pm - 9:01pm Springfield Pet Shop Donut65
(Donut90 / Rebate Donut25)
62 - 9pm - 10:01pm DMV Limo Donut38
(Donut50 / Rebate Donut12)
63 - 10pm - 11:01pm Lotto N Liquor Donut115
(Donut150 / Rebate Donut35)
64 - 11pm - 12:01am Bowlarama Donut195
(Donut250 / Rebate Donut55)
December 1st
65 - 12am - 1:01am Left Handed Roadster Donut32
(Donut40 / Rebate Donut8)
66 - 1am - 2:01am Crazy Cat House Donut140
(Donut180 / Rebate Donut40)
67 - 2am - 3:01am Little Lady Jusice Donut55
(Donut75 / Rebate Donut20)
68 - 3am - 4:01am Duff Brewery Donut150
(Donut190 / Rebate Donut40)
69 - 4am - 5:01am Film Set Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
70 - 5am - 6:01am Mount Carlmore Donut85
(Donut120 / Rebate Donut35)
71 - 6am - 7:01am Stu's Disco Donut140
(Donut180 / Rebate Donut40)
72 - 7am - 8:01am Whale Donut220
(Donut300 / Rebate Donut80)
From 8am on December 1st to 8am on December 2nd, the Truckasaurus will be offered for Donut225.
In the files, for the Black Friday update, the quests are listed as being "qst_RecommendCyberMondayHour2_" - "qst_RecommendCyberMondayHour24_". It appeared "qst_RecommendThanksgiving2014_" may have been related to the first hour, which wasn't listed at all. It appears something would have been triggered with the latter, however, with the Nov. 28th update, the quest was listed as "deprecated" and it is still unknown what the status of new quest "qst_RecommendThanksgiving2014Again_" is; presumably the latter replaced the former due to ID change.

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Jacqueline Bouvier.png Mrs. Bouvier Tapped Out Mrs. Bouvier unlock.png Is unlocked with Piggly's Super Smorg.
70px Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png Is unlocked with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino. Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Costumes

Image Costume Costs Unlock message Notes
150px Puritan Flanders FREE Tapped Out Puritan Flanders unlock.png "From the Season 17 episode 'The Wettest Stories Ever Told'." Is placed in the inventory during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.
80px Sacagawea Lisa FREE Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Is awarded to players who didn't unlock the costume last year during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Piggly's Super Smorg.png Piggly's Super Smorg Donut140 6s Unlocks Jacqueline Bouvier. Requires Level 5.
150px Stomach Staple Center FREE 6s Bypassing Duodena Rewarded as part of "More Leftovers Pt.1"
Tapped Out Guitar Central.png Guitar Central Donut50 6s Requires Level 17 and to complete "Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2."
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Donut150 6s Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Unlocks Tribal Chief.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Heimlich Machine.png Heimlich Machine Donut60 Requires Level 5.
Cornucopia.png Cornucopia Donut15 Requires The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4
Tapped Out Caged Tom Turkey.png Caged Tom Turkey Donut100 Requires Level 5.
Tapped Out Outdoor Feast Table.png Outdoor Feast Table FREE Available from November 26, 2014.
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash5,400 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut40
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut25
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash16,500 Returning from Thanksgiving 2012 and Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut15
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash30,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut40 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Truckasaurus.png Truckasaurus Donut225 Available from December 1, at 8am GMT to December 2, at 8am GMT.

Gameplay

Main Thanksgiving questline

Thanksgiving Season 2014

After logging in:
Homer Thanksgiving!
Homer The high holiday of gorging!
Homer Uncluttered with Yule logs, Easter egg hunts, flag saluting or the yoinking out of groundhogs.
Ned It's also a time for solemn prayer and giving thanks to Our--
Homer Stuff it, Flanders!
Homer Like every holiday, the turkey season combines my three favorite things --
Homer Eating, quests and prizes.
Ned But do you have any idea what day comes AFTER Thanksgiving?
Homer LEFTOVERS DAY!
Ned I was talking about Black Friday.
Homer Martin Luther King Day?
Ned You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.
Puritan Flanders One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!
This appears:

and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":

after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.
After returning to normal game screen:
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving.
Homer Sorry but the Puritan has spoken.
Homer Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over.
Lisa Allow me to introduce...
Sacagawea Lisa Sacagawea!
Homer Saca-ga-what-huh?
Puritan Flanders Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!
Sacagawea Lisa I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween.
Sacagawea Lisa I was going to wear it then...
Sacagawea Lisa But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world.
Puritan Flanders All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours, Brown House) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.
Puritan Flanders Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.
Rev. Lovejoy What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss?
Homer Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!
Puritan Flanders Tee-hee.
Puritan Flanders Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
After task completion:
Puritan Flanders Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.
Puritan Flanders I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.
Puritan Flanders It whipped my warped noodle straight.
Homer Mmmm… warped noodles.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.
Puritan Flanders Deserve them badly...
Sacagawea Lisa No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I!
Sacagawea Lisa Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food.
Todd But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?
Puritan Flanders Is it 4PM already?
Puritan Flanders No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!
Puritan Flanders Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (60 minutes, Flanders Home), Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (60 minutes, Flanders Home) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)
After task completion:
Puritan Flanders Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!
Sacagawea Lisa It's an all-vegetarian meal!
Sacagawea Lisa A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full.
Professor Frink Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain.
Professor Frink The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams.
Sacagawea Lisa I never knew...
Sacagawea Lisa I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt.
Professor Frink Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib!
Professor Frink Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!
Sacagawea Lisa And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!
Puritan Flanders That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?
Sacagawea Lisa Are you angry?
Puritan Flanders Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.
Puritan Flanders *Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it?
This appears:
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the player taps "OK" and is taken to the "Decorations" menu of the inventory, where "Cornucopia" is in yellow text.
Task: Place the Cornucopia and Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
then:
System Message Come back the Monday before Thanksgiving to see how the turkey tale continues.
System Message Check in every day between Monday Nov. 24th and Sunday December 1st for limited time quests and special reward-a-roonies!

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1

When the player logs in on November 24:
Marge Homer, why do you look so worried?
Homer It's coming, Marge!
Homer It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!
Homer Black Friday is almost here!
Marge We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of.
Homer Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!
Homer If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday.
Homer I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday.
Task: Make Homer Hide in the Basement (2 hours, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Thanksgiving Dinner Preparations!

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 25:
Sacagawea Lisa Can someone help me with side dishes while I start preparing the veggie-turkey?
Homer Veggie-turkey?! It can't be!
Homer Someone poke me with a fork and wake me from my meatless nightmare!
Sacagawea Lisa But you said you loved the one I made last year.
Homer I did, sweetie. But if you recall, I accidentally dropped my pieces in that disgusting butter bacon gravy...
Homer ...before it fell into that awful pot of bubbling beef lard.
Homer Mmmmghghg...
Task: Make Sacagawea Start Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner (8 hours, Simpson Home)
'Task: Make Homer Cry (10 minutes, Simpson Home)

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2

When the player logs in on November 26:
Homer Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator.
Sacagawea Lisa What's the emergency?
Homer The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a “the biggest blow out of the year!”
Homer The TV said, "Everything must go!"
Homer We're "everything!!"
Sacagawea Lisa Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking.
Homer Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie.
Homer Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!
Task: Make Homer Fortify the Basement (4 hours, Simpson Home)

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark on November 26:
Puritan Flanders There's nothing quite like authentic Puritan Thanksgiving cooking!
Puritan Flanders Unfortunately that's not what we're getting this year.
Sacagawea Lisa The authentic ship sailed a while ago when I became Sacagawea in Squanto times.
Puritan Flanders I suppose we'll get through this like Lewis and Clark got through their first winter in Plymouth.

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As the ghost of Squanto, I want to say I'm very confused.
Sacagawea Lisa Sorry. The holidays can be hectic. Take some veggie-turkey back to the spirit world with you?

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Pass.
This appears:
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then the player is taken to the Inventory, and "Outdoor Feast Table" is in yellow text.
Task: Make Sacagawea Lisa Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)
Puritan Flanders You know what Lisa! That healthy fake food isn't half bad!
Puritan Flanders Rod and Todd could use a heapin' helpin' themselves. Care to break vegan bread over at the Flanders' spread?
Sacagawea Lisa I'd love to!

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3

When the player logs in on November 27:
Bart Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again.
Homer Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it.
Bart In that case, can I have a gun?
Homer Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends.
Homer Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Homer When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!
Task: Make Homer Prepare for Black Friday (6 hours, Simpson Home)

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 27:
Homer I'm looking forward to eating a real Thanksgiving meal at your place this year, Stupid Flanders.
Homer And not scraping another one of Lisa's vegetarian feasts into Snowball II's litter box.
Puritan Flanders You must have missed the last bit of chit-chat I had with Lisa.
Puritan Flanders Your daughter did all my Thanksgiving food shopping this year.
Puritan Flanders It's gonna be lean and green.
Homer D'oh!
Homer I'm eating a healthy Thanksgiving again?!
Homer And the only real turkey there will be Flanders!
Task: Make Make Simpsons and Flanders Family Eat Thanksgiving Dinner (x10) (30 minutes, Flanders Home)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
After this:
Message Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some leftovers!

Leftovers

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 28:
Sacagawea Lisa Looks like we have a lot of Thanksgiving leftovers.
Puritan Flanders Maybe we could roll the table outside and let the wild critters have at it.
Sacagawea Lisa I find it hard to believe an animal would eat anything my father passed on.
Sacagawea Lisa But let's give it a try.
Task: Make Sacagawea Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)

Heimlich Machine

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Sacagawea Lisa Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.
Sacagawea Lisa Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.
Puritan Flanders UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!
Homer There's only two ways to get them out: pump or dump.
Homer I'd prefer “pump.” And luckily there's a Heimlich Machine to do just that.
This appears:
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when upon tapping "OK" the player is taken to the Premium section of The Store.

They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!

Note: this quest is only triggered if the player purchases the Heimlich Machine.
Puritan Flanders The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.
Homer Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.
Puritan Flanders Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!
Puritan Flanders This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours, Heimlich Machine)

More Leftovers Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 29:
Homer I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I ate TOO much.
Homer Where can a guy buy a backup stomach?
Comic Book Guy Worst belly-ballooning ever!
Dr. Nick Hello, my chubby buddies! I have just the thing to help you out!
Homer Is it a cure?
Comic Book Guy Is it a crane?
Dr. Nick It's a clue! It's something you can build!
This appears:
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and upon pressing OK the player is taken to the "Buildings" menu in the inventory where "Stomach Staples Center" is in yellow text.
Task: Build Stomach Staples Center
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

More Leftovers Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Finally a Stomach Staples in Springfield! No more back alley rhinoplasty for me!
Task: Make Krusty Go to the Stomach Staple Center (16 hours, Stomach Staples Center)
After task begins:

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May I take your order?
Krusty Let's see...
Krusty I'll have the tummy-tuck combo, with a medium lypo and calf implants on the side.

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Would you like french thighs with that?
Krusty Since I'm trying to watch my figure, why not!

Jacqueline Bouvier quests

Jackie-O-Lantern

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.
Sacagawea Lisa It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.
Sacagawea Lisa I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.

Template:Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon

My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.
Sacagawea Lisa You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.

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A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.
Task: Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grampa Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Bart I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Grampa It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Bart I'll listen ‘cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Grampa So it all started back in the 1940's...
Task: Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story (1 day, 12 hours, Simpson Home)
Grampa And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life...
Bart Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Bart It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Grampa And you're still awake?
Grampa That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Bart Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Grampa There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Grampa Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?

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My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.

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I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…

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A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.

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Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (1 day, Benches)
Task: Make Grampa Find a Gift (1 day, Simpson Home)
Bart Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Grampa Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Grampa She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grampa Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Grampa ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Grampa Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--

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That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Grampa Who cares who it belongs to?
Grampa Will you go out with me?

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Get lost Gramps!
Grampa Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Homer Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Homer And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Grampa Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Homer Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)

Too Cheap for Call Display

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.

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He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...

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Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!

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I need to go out with that man!
Marge Match made!
Marge Bart, call Moe's and tell your father and grandfather the great news!
Bart Any excuse to call Moe and I'm on it!
Task: Make Bart Call Moe's Tavern (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Moe Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.
Bart I'm looking for an Emma Royd.
Moe Emma Royd?
Moe Anyone here seen an Emma Royd?
Moe Gotta find me an Emma Royd!
Moe If any of you bums got an Emma Royd on ya, point her out!
The Rich Texan Your bar stools are givin' me a heapin' helpin' of Emma Royds! Yee haw!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Grampa I most certainly do!
Grampa I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!

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A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Grampa Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!
Task: Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Grampa Yep, best night of my life.
Grampa So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?

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I'd love to, Abe.

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Zzzzzz...
Grampa Zzzzzz...
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap (6 hours, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Grampa Take a Nap (6 hours, Benches)
Grampa I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

Tom Turkey!

Tom Turkey Presidential pardon means I'm free to go... I'm released into the wild.
Homer Not so fast turkey. I'm challenging the pardon in the courts.
Homer I suggest you get yourself a good turkey lawyer.
Tom Turkey This will not stand!!
Homer YOU will not stand...
Homer ...when I'm munching on your drumsticks!
Tom Turkey My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!


Two Minutes of Hate [episode tie-in quests]

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1

Requires Level 17.
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Homer What's a reed?
Lisa It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Homer Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Lisa Are you OK?
Homer I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Task: Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward Cash2, with Lisa, King Toot's)
After job start:
Lisa Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Homer The windows are all boarded up!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa What happened?
Homer I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Task: Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)
After job start:
Homer Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Moe Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Homer Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Moe Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Homer Can you elaborate more?
Moe I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Then this appears:
After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Lisa I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Lisa Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Homer But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Homer Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Lisa Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Homer Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Homer There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Lisa Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Lisa I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
Task: Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Lisa I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Bart I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
Task: Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Task: Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Homer This place is amazing!
Homer Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.
Homer I'm leaving now.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Homer They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Task: Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Homer WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Homer And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Homer But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Homer It was a premium item, after all.
Task: Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Homer There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Homer And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Homer Time to leave.
Otto Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Otto Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Homer So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Otto Exactly!
Homer Now that's what I call a good business plan.
Task: Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Homer Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Marge Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Homer Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Homer I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
Task: Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Task: Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Homer You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Homer Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Dr. Hibbert These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Dr. Hibbert They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Dr. Hibbert *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Task: Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Homer Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Homer The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer They'll never beat me in the church!
Lenny Beat him in the church!
Task: Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5) (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Homer Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Homer What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la
Task: Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Homer I feel great!
Marge You were in a coma for seven days!
Homer Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Homer Comas rule!
Marge *SOBS*
Homer Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Homer Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Marge *WORRIED NOISE*

Black Friday Quests

D-Day Sales Extravaganza Pt. 1

When the player logs in on November 28:
Gil Who’s ready for Black Friday?
Homer Why are you excited about Black Friday?
Homer It’s the worst thing since that horrible thing happened at the Super Bowl.
Gil Are you sure you’re not thinking of the 1977 movie “Black Sunday”?
Homer Actually I’m thinking of the 1984 Raiders victory.
Homer It was a bleak day for everyone. L.A. should never have been allowed to have a football team.
Homer Well, Black Friday has nothing to do with football, or anything else fun.
Gil It’s about shopping for deals in the most unpleasant way possible!
Gil And to celebrate we’re offering limited-time donut rebates on selected items!
Homer That doesn’t sound bad. What’s the unpleasant part?
Gil Rather than offer all our deals at once for the whole weekend, we’re offering them one at a time every hour for an hour.
Homer So if I go to sleep or spend time with my family and forget to check in one hour, I could miss a deal on that special premium item I’d been wanting for months?
Gil Exactly. Or you could check in every hour all weekend, only to discover that the item you wanted never even went on sale!
Homer There’s a reason you’re the most hated character in this game, Gil.
Task: Make Homer Hate Gil (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

D-Day Sales Extravaganza Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Okay Gil, I've saved up enough donuts to buy that green dumpster I've always wanted for some reason.
Homer It's on sale for 8 donuts instead of 10, right?
Gil Oh, I'm sorry Homer. We're offering it with a 2 donuts rebate, not 2 donuts off.
Homer What's the difference? It costs 8 donuts either way.
Gil That is true. But this way you need to give me 10 donuts, and then I'll give you back 2.
Homer But I only have 8 donuts.
Homer Can't you just float me two donuts for the 2 seconds it would take this transaction to take place?
Gil I'm sorry Homer. But the only way to get that discounted dumpster is to pay full price and then get back 2 donuts.
Homer That's idiotic! What exactly am I supposed to do with 2 donuts?!
Gil I dunno. Rush a job that's about to complete itself anyway?
Homer *grrrrr*
Task: Make Homer Hate Gil Even More (24 hours, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Black Friday Item bought

After buying an item from the deal:
System Message You just got a ... donut rebate! Not that a spender like you cares about rebates...
System Message You will find your purchase in your inventory.
Gil Enjoy your purchase sir or madam...
Gil ...or child playing on their parent's phone.

Truckasaurus

Task: Build Truckasaurus
After task completion:
Homer Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
Homer TRUCK-A-SAURUS!!
Homer Who wouldn't want a giant car-shredding robot monster?

Notifications

  • On November 22, 2014 at 12:04pm, this notification was pushed: "Rejoice! Thanksgiving is here with a special storyline, limited time items, and cranberry sauce in the shape of a can to kick off the Holidays!"

Other changes made

November 20 update ("v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch1_PreLaunch")

Sourced from: TSTOTopix - "What Changed with the Thanksgiving/Covercraft update?"
  • Four new character groups were added: Regular Male, Regular Female, Premium Male, and Premium Female. These are used to send groups of characters to various tasks in the "Covercraft" episode tie-in quests.
  • The sound file "HOMER_JOB-GOOD1.caf" (the "D'oh" sound) was changed from playing when Homer gets assigned a good job to a bad job.
  • This update added the "Heimlich Machine", one frame of the animation of which, now altered, was found in the Treehouse of Horror XXV event.

November 21 update

  • The Mayflower is no longer limited-time, rectifying a change made in the original update.

November 27 update

  • The Thanksgiving Store-front image was re-added, as well as Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals. The Thanksgiving menu-section-image on the Store-Front's description has now been erroneously replaced with "Black Friday has landed! For a limited time, get all the black Friday items here!", which is the description for the Black Friday menu-section-image on the Store Front.
  • Players have encountered a glitch where the "Leftovers" quest will not trigger and Puritan Flanders' "Self Punish" task now required "(Null)*", disabling the task and rendering the task unusable. It also appears the one-time Outdoor Feast Table task "Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders" for Sacagawea Lisa had disappeared as well.
  • Reportedly fixes the years-old Springfield General Hospital glitch that leaves many players without the ability to build it due to Chester's quests involving the building when it might not be built. It is unknown whether something has been fixed for players WITHOUT Chester.

November 28 update (13.8MB update)

  • Fixes "Leftovers" quest not triggering, due to in the original launch files for November 28th is labelled "Thanksgiving 2014 Deprecate Quests". It added a hidden "qst_CheckIfThanksgivingMeal02Complete_" quest in order for the "Leftovers" quest and the rest of the event questline to occur.
  • In the "Move/Build" menu, the River is textured with snow, like in the Christmas events.

December 1 update

  • Fixed glitch with Guitar Central where when you try to store it, instead of giving you the option to "Use", it displayed "*null".

Sources/References