The Girl Code/Quotes
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- Homer: Computers? Pasty weirdos? Backslashes?? Goth Lisa?! What's going on here?
- Homer: Lisa, what I have I told you about crossing the line from science fact to science fiction?
- Quinn: Being tough comes from the inside. First step: change your outside.
- Conrad: Lisa, hello, Lisa. Conrad here. The old app that you created is feeling a little bit insecure.
- Conrad: [humming] Don't ignore me like I was just some update from Adobe.
- Lisa: You're not really talking to me. I've gone crazy, just like Woz.
- Conrad: You're not crazy. I'm real.
- Lisa: Then why didn't you talk before when I needed you to?
- Conrad: It was late, I was tired. I fell asleep! That shouldn't happen by the way; you should look into that.
- Conrad: Humans need to learn among themselves to think before they post... You're on the verge of becoming complete and utter wankers.
- Sideshow Mel: I'd pay a fortune for that app! $1.99!
- Homer: Siri, tell Amazon to drone me a beer!
