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The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes

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Season 15 Episode Quotes
317 "The Regina Monologues"
318
"The Fat and the Furriest"
"Today I Am a Clown" 319


[When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life]
Candy Ball: "I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!"
Homer: "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!"

Homer: [looking at a children's book] "The Bear Went Over The Mountain?!"
[looks at another]
Homer: "The Berenstain Bears! Ah! Ah!"
[sighs in relief as he looks at another]
Homer:"Goldilocks."
[sees the rest of the title]
Homer:"And the three bears!"
[He flees in a panic]

[After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines]
Homer: "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur."
[He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face]
Homer: "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" [gasps, gets an idea] "They're looking for a male bear, right...?"
[pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand]
Homer: "Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!"

[Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear]"
Grant: "... Unless we take him down!" [cocks shotgun]
Cletus: "Yeah, all the way down." [cocks shotgun]
Grant: "What you said didn't really add much." [cocks shotgun]
Cletus: "I know. I just wanted to belong." [cocks shotgun]
Grant: "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." [cocks shotgun]
[The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns]


Season 15 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIV My Mother the Carjacker The President Wore Pearls The Regina Monologues The Fat and the Furriest Today I Am a Clown 'Tis the Fifteenth Season Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot Diatribe of a Mad Housewife Margical History Tour Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Smart and Smarter The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Co-Dependent's Day The Wandering Juvie My Big Fat Geek Wedding Catch 'Em If You Can Simple Simpson The Way We Weren't Bart-Mangled Banner Fraudcast News