Gorgeous Grampa/Quotes
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- Homer: Hmm. I can't believe you're reading when there's so much great stuff on TV.
- Lisa: Hmm, you're right. It is the golden age of well-written, brilliantly-acted TV shows.
- Homer: Writing is for bathroom walls, and acting is for getting out of DUIs. The only reason TV exists is for reality shows about white-trash scuzzbags doing subhuman, made-up jobs.
- Marge: I think your dad might be gay.
- Homer: Oh, that's insane. My dad was married to a woman who left him because he ignored her needs for decades. Ah, my gay dad is gay for gays.
- Waylon Smithers: Are you "Wrinkled and Romantic"?
- Abe: Huh? What the heck are you talking about, Spectacles?
- Waylon Smithers: Oh, I've been hung up on someone for years, but I'm trapped in the friend zone. It's time for me to move on.
- Abe: So move on. You're blocking the ducks.
- Marge: Don't you want to be happy, Abe? Admit who you are, a wonderful gay man.
- Abe: What?! I don't ride sidesaddle! I'm straight as a submarine!
- Lisa: Why do you think bad guys are so cool?
- Bart: Why do you still have a thing for Nelson?
- Lisa: I'm not! That's ridiculous! I just... it's that... he, uh... He's a rebel, and only I can change him!
- Marge: I don't care if Bart is a wrestler, a busboy, or even a stoplight squeegee man, as long as he's a nice person. But if he gets too much attention for acting bad, he might turn bad on the inside.
- Abe: Eh, that's women-talk. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to comb out my curls! One... two... three...
