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	Season 20 Episode Quotes
← 437 "The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly"	438 "Father Knows Worst"	"Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh" 439 →

Oscar Wilde: Homer, there are only two tragedies in life: One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Homer: But that makes no sense.

Oscar Wilde: Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.

Homer: Shut up!

Oscar Wilde: These days, man knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Homer: Whatever happened to BOO?!

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Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes • Lost Verizon • Double, Double, Boy in Trouble • Treehouse of Horror XIX • Dangerous Curves • Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words • MyPods and Boomsticks • The Burns and the Bees • Lisa the Drama Queen • Take My Life, Please • How the Test Was Won • No Loan Again, Naturally • Gone Maggie Gone • In the Name of the Grandfather • Wedding for Disaster • Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe • The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly • Father Knows Worst • Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh • Four Great Women and a Manicure • Coming to Homerica