Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles/Quotes

Quotes

Season 27 Episode Quotes

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Lisa: NOOOO!! No, no, no, nooooo!!!

Bart: What happened? Did jazz die?

Lisa: Look at me!! [camera turns around and reveals her face with acne]

Homer: Acne!? But she's only eight!

Lisa: Somehow I'm becoming the Squeaky-Voiced Teen! [with a squeaky voice] Do you want fries with that? [back to her normal voice] What am I saying!?

Bart: I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.

Lisa: [cries] This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!!

Homer: [thinks] Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! Aaaah!!

Milhouse Van Houten: How many hospitals did you help build?

Carol Berrera: Negative three.

Bart: It's from cows who are smart enough not to get turned into hamburger.

Lisa: It's not just soda Bart, they also make industrial foam!

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Every Man's Dream • 'Cue Detective • Puffless • Halloween of Horror • Treehouse of Horror XXVI • Friend with Benefit • Lisa with an "S" • 'Paths of Glory • Barthood • The Girl Code • Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles • Much Apu About Something • Love Is in the N₂-O₂-Ar-CO₂-Ne-He-CH₄ • Gal of Constant Sorrow • Lisa the Veterinarian • The Marge-ian Chronicles • The Burns Cage • How Lisa Got Her Marge Back • Fland Canyon • To Courier with Love • Simprovised • Orange Is the New Yellow