| You Better Not Cry
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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You Better Not Cry is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It unlocked Maggie.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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| New Character: Maggie
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Look, everyone! Maggie's here! I have my little baby back for the holidays!
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Let's take our little darling to all the festive attractions around town.
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Wait… whoa… wait… hold on… stop the train… was she gone?
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Yes. I realized much too late that I was carrying around a sack of flour in a blue onesie this whole time.
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Homer?
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Sorry, Marge. I was just thinking that was something I normally would have done.
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| Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie to the Zoo". The job takes place at the Exotic Petting Zoo and takes 30 minutes.
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The whole place has been vandalized!
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There are monkeys in the wolf habitat and wolves in the monkey habitat!
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What kind of animal would do such a thing? Surely not the monkeys!
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*sniffs*
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Whaaa!!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Every time I think of what they did to my petting zoo, I just wanna run someone through a wood chipper and let the rats have a picnic on their guts.
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Huh-WHAAAA! It's all fixed!
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Makes me suddenly feel bad for what I did to the comic guy's fortress…
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I had to dump the petting zoo waste somewhere. On the bright side, it was exotic waste.
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| Task: "Make Moe Repair The Fortress of Lonelitude". The job takes place at the Fortress of Lonelitude and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Someone repaired all the damage to my fortress.
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I suppose whomever the evil villain, they're now trying to guilt me into making amends to Cletus and his moonshine shack.
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Not going to happen.
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Oh, no… empathy rising… must fight this feeling… can't recognize Cletus as… fellow human… being…
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Uggfff! You win this time, Holiday Spirit, but we will meet again!
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| Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Repair The Moonshine Shack". The job takes place at the Moonshine Shack and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark
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Now that my moonshine shack's been gussied up, I finds myself at a moral crossroads.
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When I got vandaralized, I did unto Krusty's truck what was done unto my shack.
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Now I'ze got a chance to fix the wreckage that was wrought. Cletus is gonna pay it frontways.
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| Task: "Make Cletus Repair The Reindeer Burger Truck". The job takes place at the Reindeer Burger Truck and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Everyone's projects have been made good as new! It's a holiday miracle!
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I'll admit, after my zoo got fixed, I felt lousy for what I did to the comic guy.
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And your act of valour inspired me to spawn an inner hero and do good by Cletus.
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-which is why I fixed Krusty's truck-
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-but who done started this whole shebang?
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Jeez, well, I saw that little baby crying over what I did to the petting zoo. I'd never seen a kid cry outside of watching my show.
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It really is a holiday miracle, thanks to my little darling Maggie!
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| Task: "Make the Simpsons Celebrate the Holiday" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the task are:
