| Once In Royal Quimby's City
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Once In Royal Quimby's City is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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That is one heck of a hulked-out snowman.
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...makes me glad I got the whole thing started then immediately abandoned it.
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So what do we want to work on next?
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How 'bout an exotic petting zoo? People love poking animals in a place where they can't poke back.
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The price of reindeer meat drops around the holidays so I was thinking of a food truck. Krusty Burgers could cash in on some cheap cuts of Comet and Cupid.
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Which one do we do first?
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Of course I object to anything harming reindeer. I already have a call in to OSHA regarding Santa working the poor things all Christmas day and night.
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We'd better do the Exotic Petting Zoo thing first.
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| Task: "Make Moe Design a Zoo Logo". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 30 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Er, uh, Moe, you're going to need an exotic importation license.
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I never needed one before when I filled my joint with vermin.
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This is an extra fee for the, er, Exotic Waste Disposal levy.
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You've got city fees coming and going!
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Mostly for going.
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Task: "Place Moe's Exotic Petting Zoo".
Task: "Make Willie Shovel Dung". The job takes place at the Exotic Petting Zoo and takes 60 seconds.
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I've shoveled a lot of things in my time, but I can't even identify this animal's leavin's.
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I don't have any animals yet, so I'd back away real slow from that.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Krusty the Clown, your permits have arrived.
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So that's a food service permit, a cabaret permit, oversized-vehicle parking permit, hot equipment registry permit...
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...cold equipment registry permit, a processing fee permit, municipal and non-municipal operating permits, oxygen consumption permit...
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Are you sure I don't need a permit to carry all these permits?
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That's covered by your administration of city administration permit.
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Task: "Place Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck".
Task: "Make Krusty Borrow from The Till". The job takes place at the Reindeer Burger Truck and takes 10 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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This whole construction plan is a circus.
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And I'm not even facetiously referring to the three-ring gathering of dubious animals.
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As Angry Dad famously said in Issue #6:
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"Why you... #%@*&%!!@#
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@#$$%$#@#$$#%$#@#$
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$#%$##%&&&@&!!"
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Task: "Place the Fortress of Lonelitude".
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Spend Friday Night Alone". The job takes place at the Fortress of Lonelitude and takes 10 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
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Dang, all this building sure is thirsty work.
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What we needs is a sip of some downhome, backwoods git-up-n-go juice!
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Does alcohol really need to be a part of the holidays?
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What would Christmas morn be without firin' off a double-barrel shotgun and guzzlin' down double-barrel moonshine?
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Task: "Place Cletus' Moonshine Shack".
Task: "Make Cletus Sample the Goods". The job takes place at the Moonshine Shack and takes 10 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Christmas carol "Once in Royal David's City".
