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Rest of Us for the Festivus

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Rest of Us for the Festivus
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 13
Update: Winter 2015
Required characters: Festivus CBG, Comic Book Guy

Rest of Us for the Festivus is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires Festivus CBG to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy - Exhausted Oi, it looks like the latest Hollywood drek is slated to wash up on a shore near you this summer.
Comic Book Guy - Exhausted "Dark, Gritty Reboot 3: The End of Ideas"
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed Yet another disservice to the fanbase that made them great, in the name of the almighty dollar!
Comic Book Guy - Angry Well, it's time someone stood up against corporate greed and the commercialization of our holidays!
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed And also for the right to cosplay as a Dickensian character all year round!
Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Air Grievances". The job takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
Festivus CBG - Annoyed As a representative of the spirit of Festivus, it is my duty to thwart all mainstream influences.
Festivus CBG - Annoyed My first target: rampant consumerism!
Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Boycott the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Festivus CBG - Annoyed I hope the financial damage caused by my demonstration has given you a different point of view about consumerism.
Apu - Sad Today's receipts are certainly less than yesterday's...
Apu - Happy Until I ring up all the snacks you've devoured since you got here. Joy! My biggest sales day ever!
Festivus CBG - Sad Excuse me... your sales day is not over because I'm not through snacking.
Apu - Happy Thank you, come again! And come again! And come again!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
Jimbo Hey man, are you that Festivus guy?
Festivus CBG - Sad Before I brag about what I am, why do you ask?
Nelson - Happy We just wanted to congratulate you for sticking it to The Man.
Festivus CBG - Happy Coming from such notorious bullies, that means a lot.
Festivus CBG - Happy Fight the Power!
Jimbo - Smug You have our respect... which means nothing. We're still going to shake you down for money.
Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Fight the Power". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
Milhouse - Excited Great job, Festivus Guy! Your face is everywhere!
Milhouse - Excited There are T-shirts, bumper stickers, even action figures!
Festivus CBG - Surprised Wait a minute. People are SELLING my image?
Homer - Happy Are they ever! Support Festivus!
Festivus CBG - Sad The bigger question is: my image actually fits on things?
Brockman Kent Brockman from Channel 6 will ask that question here! Can we get a sound bite?
Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6".
Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Give a Sound Bite". The job takes place at Channel 6 or the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
Festivus CBG - Annoyed Everywhere I go, people cheer for the Festivus movement, but they don't even know what it means!
Festivus CBG - Sad I have become no better than the corporate shills I started out fighting.
Festivus CBG - Sad There's only one way to fix this.
Festivus CBG - Happy I'll become something no one in their right mind would ever admire or emulate... a Comic Book Guy!
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Sell Comics". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20