| Parental Guidance
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Parental Guidance is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires Ling Bouvier to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark
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Patty, do you ever open any mail besides sweepstakes entries?
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Especially when there are letters from China telling us Madam Wu is coming to visit Ling!
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How dare they! They're checking to see if we're fit parents.
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Quick, let's drop Ling off at Marge's so we can smoke up these cartons of cigarettes and finish our 140 hour MacGyver marathon!
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Task: "Make Selma Watch MacGyver". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Stay with Family". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark
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Alright, the apartment is as clean as a cheap, smoker's apartment will ever get.
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All Madam Wu will see is a creative space -- flash cards on the table, educational shows on TV, and painting supplies for our mini Matisse!
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Color!
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No Ling. You're getting paint everywhere. I'll look like the horrible mother of a puny Jackson Pollock.
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Pretty walls!
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Uggh... I can't handle this without another Laramie Lady Long to my lips.
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Task: "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break". The job takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Paint a Masterpiece". The job takes 8 hours.
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Ling is painting your walls, while you spread your smoke?
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No, no, it's not what it looks like. Ling was about to paint on canvas and I was exhaling my smoke into the fridge.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark
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Gahh the nerve of that woman to worry about the health and safety of my adopted child!
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I know how to get her off my back, I'll run down to the DMV and report her rental car as stolen!
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Mama! Let's play game!
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Not now Ling, Mommy has to mess up a foreign visitor's life!
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Task: "Make Selma Tamper with Records". The job takes place at the DMV or Spinster City Apartments and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Speak at a Pre-K Level". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark
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If Madam Wu needs proof that I'm a good mother then I'll show her just how talented I've made Ling.
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Me tired Mama.
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That's nice sweetie, but now it's time to practice being talented.
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| Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Perform Flutenastics". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark
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See how wonderful Ling is! She learned it all from me.
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All I see is a talented, very tired child.
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I like the "talented" part but the "tired" thing doesn't sound positive. I can't lose Ling! She's made my life worth living!
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Task: "Make Selma Watch Ling All Night". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Sleep Like an Angel". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 24 hours.
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Uh-oh, a letter from China. I don't know if I can stand to read what Madam Wu is going to say.
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Give it to me, I'll read it...
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Gobblety-gook, gobblety-gook... "It is the agencies belief that Selma is taking sufficient care of Ling."
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"However, Selma appeared stressed and distracted. Perhaps Ling should be taking better care of her."
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Haha... *cough-cough*... haha... *cough-cough-cough*
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Haha... *cough-cough-cough*... haha... *cough*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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