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You Better Not Cry

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You Better Not Cry
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Winter 2015
Requirement(s): December 23, 2015 - January 2, 2016
Required characters: Marge, Maggie, Moe, Comic Book Guy, Cletus
Optional characters: Homer, Bart, Lisa
Previous quest(s): Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 4

You Better Not Cry is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It unlocked Maggie.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
New Character: Maggie
Marge - Happy Look, everyone! Maggie's here! I have my little baby back for the holidays!
Marge Let's take our little darling to all the festive attractions around town.
Homer - Confused Wait... whoa... wait... hold on... stop the train... was she gone?
Marge - Scared Yes. I realized much too late that I was carrying around a sack of flour in a blue onesie this whole time.
Marge - Confused Homer?
Homer - Glassed Eye ...
Homer - Thoughtful Sorry, Marge. I was just thinking that was something I normally would have done.
Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie to the Zoo". The job takes place at the Exotic Petting Zoo and takes 30 minutes.
Marge - Sad The whole place has been vandalized!
Marge - Surprised There are monkeys in the wolf habitat and wolves in the monkey habitat!
Marge - Confused What kind of animal would do such a thing? Surely not the monkeys!
Maggie - Sad *sniffs*
Maggie - Crying Whaaa!!
Quest reward: Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe - Angry Every time I think of what they did to my petting zoo, I just wanna run someone through a wood chipper and let the rats have a picnic on their guts.
Moe - Shocked Huh-WHAAAA! It's all fixed!
Moe - Worried Makes me suddenly feel bad for what I did to the comic guy's fortress...
Moe I had to dump the petting zoo waste somewhere. On the bright side, it was exotic waste.
Task: "Make Moe Repair The Fortress of Lonelitude". The job takes place at the Fortress of Lonelitude and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy - Surprised Someone repaired all the damage to my fortress.
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed I suppose whomever the evil villain, they're now trying to guilt me into making amends to Cletus and his moonshine shack.
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed Not going to happen.
Comic Book Guy - Pain Oh, no... empathy rising... must fight this feeling... can't recognize Cletus as... fellow human... being...
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed Uggfff! You win this time, Holiday Spirit, but we will meet again!
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Repair The Moonshine Shack". The job takes place at the Moonshine Shack and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark
Cletus Now that my moonshine shack's been gussied up, I finds myself at a moral crossroads.
Cletus When I got vandaralized, I did unto Krusty's truck what was done unto my shack.
Cletus - Smiling Now I'ze got a chance to fix the wreckage that was wrought. Cletus is gonna pay it frontways.
Task: "Make Cletus Repair The Reindeer Burger Truck". The job takes place at the Reindeer Burger Truck and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge - Happy Everyone's projects have been made good as new! It's a holiday miracle!
Moe - Sad I'll admit, after my zoo got fixed, I felt lousy for what I did to the comic guy.
Comic Book Guy - Sad And your act of valour inspired me to spawn an inner hero and do good by Cletus.
Cletus - Sad -which is why I fixed Krusty's truck-
Cletus -but who done started this whole shebang?
Krusty - Embarrassed Jeez, well, I saw that little baby crying over what I did to the petting zoo. I'd never seen a kid cry outside of watching my show.
Marge - Happy It really is a holiday miracle, thanks to my little darling Maggie!
Task: "Make the Simpsons Celebrate the Holiday" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP.png10


Characters that can do the task are:

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie