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The White Elephant in the Room

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The White Elephant in the Room
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 8
Update: Winter 2015
Required characters: Lisa
Previous quest(s): Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice Pt. 2

The White Elephant in the Room is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Bart - Confused Aww, all we got in that present was some useless festive crap?
Professor Frink My research indicates that 98% of all holiday gift giving is: your words--"useless festive crap." Hoyvin-glayvin!--My words.
Bart - Laughing And you re-gift that crap and give it to the people you like the least. Just ask Lisa.
Professor Frink Might I propose converting "unnecessary" atoms into "valuable" atoms using a monstrous machine made "shopping mall pretty?"
Task: "Build Things Unnecessary". It takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Festive Hat.png100/Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Marge Ooh, look at all the wonderful knickknacks! "Things Unnecessary" is my kind of store!
Professor Frink To be completely upfront without exposing all truths, the "store" is a user-friendly product interface for an advanced atomic rearrangement system.
Marge - Sad So I can't buy knickknacks?
Professor Frink Not exactly... but you CAN rearrange the atomic structure of desired knickknacks, converting them into less useless items.
Marge - Happy As long as you've got free giftwrapping, I'm in!
Task: "Collect Christmas Baubles by Tapping Merrymakers" (x40).
Task: "Collect Christmas Bows by Playing Naughty Or Nice" (x20).
Quest reward: Tapped Out Festive Hat.png100/Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

Act 1[edit]

The following quest stage only appeared in Act 1 of the event
After completing Pt. 2
Marge - Serious Bart, it's cold. Where are you going without your hat?
Bart - Laughing God didn't give me nine hair spikes to keep 'em covered up. Besides, hats are for lamewads.
Jimbo You got a problem with hats?
The Rich Texan I danced in my first oil gusher in a hat!
All-American Apu My hat says I'm American and that I belong... since my proper documentation is still tied up in the courts.
Barbarian Homer - Happy Did someone say hats? And if so, I want to join in!
Marge - Happy See what happens when you start talking about hats!
Task: "Craft & Place The Wooly Bully".
Quest reward: Tapped Out Festive Hat.png100 and XP10

Act 2[edit]

The following quest stage only appeared in Act 2 of the event
After completing Pt. 2
Marge - Happy Homer, let's try to get a big and beautiful Christmas tree this year for the kids.
Homer - Mouth Full Whatever...
Marge - Annoyed I mean it, Homie. Last year the kids were very disappointed in you. You broke your promise.
Homer - Annoyed It's not my fault if the cute tree I brought back burst into flames.
Marge - Angry It wasn't cute...
Lisa - Nagging ...Nor is a tumbleweed a Christmas tree...
Homer - Happy Looked pretty christmas-y after I flocked it with fire extinguisher foam.
Task: "Craft & Place X-mas Trees Slightly Irregular".
Quest reward: Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Homer - Annoyed Hey, I put my festive junk in the thingy, and it hasn't rearranged atom one!
Professor Frink There appears to be a chokepoint in the raw material supply line. The incoming value-to-product ratio is far too low.
Homer - Annoyed Homer it down, egghead! Waaay down.
Professor Frink - Sad Hoyvin-glayvin-falaggle-nock! Simply put... we need more "festive stuff."
Homer - Sarcastic I know this is the season of giving, but you can't have giving without taking... especially from Flanders.
Task: "Tap Merrymakers in a Friend's Town" (x3).
Quest reward: Tapped Out Festive Hat.png100/Tapped Out Mistletoe.png100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After 24 hours from completing Pt. 4
Message The Winter Festival Ticket is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Merrymakers in a friend's town!
After buying the Festival Ticket
Message Congratulations on your purchase of the Winter Festival Ticket. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Merrymakers in a friend's town!