| White Privilege
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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White Privilege is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires White Witch Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After unlocking White Witch Burns
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I call this meeting of the Council of Melodramatic Evil to order. Chairman Kang?
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Our first topic of discussion is branding and the ever-changing face of villainy.
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It has come to the council's attention that the methods of some members have become outmoded.
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You're talking about me and Quetzalcohuatl, aren't you?
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I have to admit we were both brought to life in the same year of 12 baktun.
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| Task: "Make Burns Ponder a New Brand of Evil". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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I have it, Smithers! I know how I can update my villainy profile!
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Becoming a hacker, sir? We'll start by getting you enrolled in a senior's computing class.
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No, you nitwit! I'm going so old school it will be new school! Straight out of a fairy tale.
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It begins with a pale, elegant evening gown.
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Oh sir, my heart's aflutter!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark
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This approach is absolutely perfect, Smithers! I feel like a classic, timeless force of evil!
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You certainly wear it well, sir.
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The nuclear plant can be my personal fortress of power. Have the hounds and robots refitted with an ice theme ASAP.
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And now for an act of evil so fiendish the world will have no choice but cower in my presence!
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| Task: "Make White Witch Burns Forever Postpone Christmas". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark
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Fear me, Springfield! I've paralyzed all ground transportation in a frozen grip of eternal winter!
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Actually, sir, some bicycles are still moving around on the streets.
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Is that so... that's... disappointing.
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No matter. I'll freeze individual bikes as they wobble by.
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Task: "Make White Witch Burns Freeze Ground Transportation". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
If Martin is owned: Task: "Make Martin Ride His Bike Around Town". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark
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I don't know if it's just me, but it seems like a lot more work to freeze the world nowadays than it used to be.
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You've got to go icier and colder with all the global temperature increases happening now.
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What bungling fools brought that about?!
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It took many, sir. You most likely had a hand in it yourself.
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Excellent! And with a blast of my ice I will turn back the clock on global warming, as if it never happened!
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| Task: "Make White Witch Burns Refute Climate Change". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark
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Sir, we need to talk about the evil empire's financials. We're rapidly running out of money.
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Is money all that matters to you Smithers?! I'm only asking since it matters so much to me.
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Running an empire of ice doesn't come cheaply. And it's not great for generating income.
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Selling 99 cent bags of cubed ice isn't generating enough income to cover the costs.
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Then I must find a new venue to unleash my villainy
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I've conquered the world of energy and transportation with my ice...
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Maybe it's time to ice the world of medicine!
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| Task: "Make White Witch Burns Raise The Price of $13 Drug by 5000%". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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