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A Tale of Two Orphans

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A Tale of Two Orphans
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Winter 2015
Required characters: Patches and Poor Violet

A Tale of Two Orphans is a premiumquestline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires Patches and Poor Violet to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Patches and Poor Violet's exclamation mark
Patches Poor Violet, I'm so hungry I could *cough cough* eat my shoes.
Poor Violet We ate your shoes for Thanksgiving. All we can do now is *sneeze* rely on the charity of others.
Task: "Make Patches & Poor Violet Work Hard for Their Money". The job takes 4 hours.
Patches All the money we collected seems to just disappear before we can use it.
Poor Violet I'm not eating the money, that's for sure... Um... okay, I'm eating it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Patches and Poor Violet's exclamation mark
Poor Violet Today's been a terribly slow day for begging. *sneeze-sniffle-sneeze*
Patches Beggars can't be choosers so I choose to pick through the dumpster.
Poor Violet Good idea. Even a dry crust of bread can be softened with a bit of melted snow!
Task: "Make Patches & Poor Violet Dig Through Trash". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Poor Violet - Happy Patches! Look what I found!
Poor Violet - Happy It's a cash bill! With some holes in it!
Patches Those aren't holes. *cough-cough* Those are zeros.
Patches - Happy Violet... we're zero-illion-aires!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Patches and Poor Violet's exclamation mark
Poor Violet - Happy What should we do with all this money?
Patches - Happy I don't know, but I've never seen this much *cough* green before.
Poor Violet - Happy Are you talking about the green on the money, or the green on my leg?
Patches That's it. We're spending the money on getting your leg un-greened.
Poor Violet - Happy I'd love that! *sneeze*
Task: "Make Patches & Poor Violet Buy a Medicine Pill". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Patches and Poor Violet's exclamation mark
Poor Violet Now we can spend the rest of the money on a nice sleeping place!
Patches - Happy With real sheets and real blankets and *cough-cough* what's that other thing?... oh yeah, pillows!
Poor Violet Sounds beautiful, but I'm not sure we'd sleep well anywhere but in our usual spots – on the floor of the church basement.
Task: "Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield".
Task: "Make Patches & Poor Violet Sleep on the Floor". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Patches and Poor Violet's exclamation mark
Patches We got a problem, Poor Violet. *cough-cough*
Poor Violet - Happy Besides your chronic congestion?
Patches Yep. I still got money burning in my pocket. Least I think that's why I'm burning down there.
Patches - Happy We gotta get rid of it. Let's give it to someone more in need than two orphans without food or shelter.
Task: "Make Patches & Poor Violet Give to Charity". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the novel A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.