- For the song, see Bad Cops.
| Bad Cops
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Bad Cops is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was released in the Level 33 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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I’m totally going to get past the museum's alarms and armed guards to steal the famous Star of Ogdenville Diamond!
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But first, I’ll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist!
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| Task: "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart". The task takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take?
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I’m not about the past, Apu. I’m all about what the future holds.
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And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee.
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This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing.
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I'm going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé!
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What kind of exposé?
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Hard-hitting!
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*gasp* No need for that! I’ll round up the troops.
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I'll even get the S.W.A.T. van back… which I borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump.
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| Task: "Place the S.W.A.T. Van".
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| Place: S.W.A.T. Van
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| New Characters: Eddie and Lou
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Eddie & Lou, good to have you back.
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Everyone’s been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people.
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What, like “Avenue Q”?
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No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets?
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Now, I don’t want to do a lot of patrolling because there’s no guarantee anyone will see us doing it.
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So I’m setting up a physical training exercise.
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That way the citizens will have something to watch… and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung.
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| Tasks: "Place Training Wall" and "Make Eddie Train for Action". The task takes place at the Training Wall and takes 12 hours.
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| Place: Training Wall
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Bad news. Quimby’s jumped on this ridiculous “let’s catch criminals” bandwagon.
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He wants more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise.
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Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests.
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Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things… like milkshakes.
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Lou, hit those files. Eddie, let’s see if we can eat you back into those size 36 pants.
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| Tasks: "Make Lou Study Evidence", "Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger", and "Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger". Lou's task takes place at the Police Station and takes 60 minutes, and Wiggum and Eddie's tasks take place at Krusty Burger and take 30 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
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Chief, I got a lead -- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine.
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Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They’re rolling in watermelon and chicken, but all they do is whine, whine, whine.
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Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway.
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Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of this job I hate.
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| Task: "Make Cletus Go in for Questioning". The task takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours.
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So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine?
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Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletush don’t, don’t, doesn’t sell them.
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He’s sorry, so we’re not preshing chargesh.
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But Chief!
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Help me get ‘em inside. I’m a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I’m… yesh! I’m starting to go blind.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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