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Do the Wrong Thing/Quotes

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Season 35 Episode Quotes
759 "Murder, She Boat"
760
"Do the Wrong Thing"
"Frinkenstein's Monster" 761


Kent Brockman: In local news, champion angler Abe Simpson is retiring. Yes, it's o-fish-ial. After reeling in his 20th fishing derby win, he's finally bowing trout. Later, stay tuna for a sharking story about a local sturgeon with a cod complex who kills patients just for the halibut.

Marge: [to Homer] Whoa. It's sexy when you're on the local news for something not horrible.

Lisa: I was hoping you'd write me a letter of recommendation.
Principal Skinner: Recommendation letter? No one's ever asked me to write one of those before. I've mainly just done letters to judges requesting leniency.

Milhouse Van Houten: The saga of the Oregon Trail, a poem by Milhouse Van Houten. "We started our journey to the Pacific. Because we heard that it was terrific."

Bart: Uh, how do we cheat at rock skipping?
Homer: I don't know. Making a plan to cheat in advance felt dishonest.

Rock-skipping announcer: 22 skips! That's a throw worthy of the late, great Doink Anderson! Interesting fact-- he left his widow nothing.

Marge: I'm sorry to ask this, but... Are you cheating?
Homer: Oh, I can't lie to you. Wait, that's a lie. I can lie and I have, but I'm not going to now.

Homer: But, Marge, you're you. You're sweet, pure, incorruptible.
Bart: Dad, we ruined mom.
Homer: No! No! What have I done? Other than everything I know that I did?

Bart: Oh, this is all our fault.
Homer: Son, we made a terrible mistake. But we can learn and do better. Let's never, ever bond again.
Bart: You're right. Never again.
Homer: Promise me this is the last time we hug.
Bart: I swear, dad. I swear.

Homer: Go ahead. Kill me. Cleave my skull. I don't deserve to live after corrupting the only good person I've ever known.
Cletus Spuckler: I don't know about that. We was just gonna rough you up a little bit.
Brandine Spuckler: Oh. Well, I mean, I... I guess we could kill you, but you probably need to sign a waiver or something.

Dean Belichick: You think your application was the only one with embellishments? Look at these. This ten-year-old claims she performs open-heart surgery. This 12-year old said it was her idea to use big fat straws for boba tea. And you know what? We let them all in.
Season 35 Quotes
Homer's Crossing A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream McMansion & Wife Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Iron Marge It's a Blunderful Life Ae Bonny Romance Murder, She Boat Do the Wrong Thing Frinkenstein's Monster Lisa Gets an F1 Clan of the Cave Mom Night of the Living Wage Cremains of the Day The Tell-Tale Pants The Tipping Point Bart's Brain