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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life
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Book Information
Publication date: 1993
Author: Many
Genre: Self-help
Publisher: HarperCollins


Bart Simpson's Guide to Life (full title: Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed) is a satirical self-help book. The book is meant to give helpful tips and advice on how to cope with life, as experienced by Bart Simpson.

Description

"Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all ~ and denies it all."


Contents

  • Introduction
  • School
  • Food
  • Health & Fitness
  • Work & Money
  • After Hours
  • Parents
  • Art & Culture
  • Science
  • Language & Communication
  • Animals
  • Sex
  • Psychology
  • Law & Order
  • Xmas
  • Strange Facts
  • Religion
  • Conclusion
  • Index