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Homer's Drive Thru Story/Quotes

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Sounds: Grrrowwll!
Homer: Hello! I'd like your super-double cheese-flavoured rodeo round-up burger with extra bacon, and order of your pig's-tail cajuan tater loops... ...a nine-pience pack of your Chick 'n Clumps, and don't skip on the breading--o, and I want a cup of Krusty Klam® chowder to dip those in.... how're the calamar rings today? I'd like a medium order of those, followed by a large order of the same, and then a small order. No, better make that two small orders... ...and to wash it all down, three fruit pies and a bb. And put a nugan on it, whould ya? My lunch hour is almost over!
Clerk: Welll, sir, first, it's 8.30 in the morning... second, you've come into the drive-thru backwards... third, you just gave your order to a waste bun and lastly, this is a bank, not a Krustyburger resturant.
Homer: Can I just have those suckers, then?
Clerk: No.