Emergency Scientist/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: Oh, no! They've craked the genetic code! This is horrible! This is an outrage!

Lisa: Do you even know what the genetic code is?

Homer: No, which is exactly why we need an "emergency scientist"!

Sign: Break glass for emergency scientist

Sound: CRASH

Homer: Thank god, you're here!

Professor Frink: Of course I'm here. I've been peeping at your wife.

Homer: I wanna know what you scientist have been doing with my genetic code and I want the truth!

Professor Frink:You can't handle the truth!

Homer: I can handle some of the truth!

Professor Frink:The human gnome is quite complex

Homer: Zzzzzzzzzzz

Lisa: Some are more complex than others.

Homer: Zzzzz

Professor Frink: So, i see.

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