Dr. Zaius

For the character, see Dr. Zaius.

"Dr. Zaius"

Song Information

Singers:	Harry Shearer Phil Hartman Hank Azaria Pamela Hayden Dan Castellaneta
Characters:	Ape #1 Troy McClure Ape #2 Ape Elders Ape Nurse Dr. Zaius
Length:	0:58
Writer(s):	Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Jack Barth
Album:	Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s):	"A Fish Called Selma"

"Dr. Zaius" is a song from Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off. It is sung by Troy McClure, Dr. Zaius and several other apes.

Lyrics

Ape #1:

Help, the human's about to escape!

Troy:

Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

Ape #2:

[gasps] He can talk!

Ape Elders:

He can talk! He can talk!

Troy:

I can siiiiiiiing!

Chimp Nurse:

Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elder:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:

What's wrong with me?

Dr. Zaius:

I think you're crazy.

Troy:

I want a second opinion.

Dr. Zaius:

You're also lazy.

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elder:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:

Can I play the piano anymore?

Dr. Zaius:

Of course you can.

Troy:

Well, I couldn't before.

[plays the piano]

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. It is part of the twenty-seventh track, "A Fish Called Selma (Medley)", from the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Appearances

Episode – "A Fish Called Selma"
Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

view • talk • edit • past Songs in the Key of Springfield

The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)