| Rest of Us for the Festivus
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Rest of Us for the Festivus is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires Festivus CBG to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Oi, it looks like the latest Hollywood drek is slated to wash up on a shore near you this summer.
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"Dark, Gritty Reboot 3: The End of Ideas"
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Yet another disservice to the fanbase that made them great, in the name of the almighty dollar!
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Well, it's time someone stood up against corporate greed and the commercialization of our holidays!
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And also for the right to cosplay as a Dickensian character all year round!
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| Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Air Grievances". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
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As a representative of the spirit of Festivus, it is my duty to thwart all mainstream influences.
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My first target: rampant consumerism!
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| Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Boycott the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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I hope the financial damage caused by my demonstration has given you a different point of view about consumerism.
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Today's receipts are certainly less than yesterday's…
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Until I ring up all the snacks you've devoured since you got here. Joy! My biggest sales day ever!
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Excuse me… your sales day is not over because I'm not through snacking.
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Thank you, come again! And come again! And come again!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
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Hey man, are you that Festivus guy?
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Before I brag about what I am, why do you ask?
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We just wanted to congratulate you for sticking it to The Man.
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Coming from such notorious bullies, that means a lot.
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Fight the Power!
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You have our respect… which means nothing. We're still going to shake you down for money.
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| Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Fight the Power". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
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Great job, Festivus Guy! Your face is everywhere!
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There are T-shirts, bumper stickers, even action figures!
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Wait a minute. People are SELLING my image?
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Are they ever! Support Festivus!
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The bigger question is: my image actually fits on things?
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Kent Brockman from Channel 6 will ask that question here! Can we get a sound bite?
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Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6".
Task: "Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Give a Sound Bite". The job takes place at Channel 6 or the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark
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Everywhere I go, people cheer for the Festivus movement, but they don't even know what it means!
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I have become no better than the corporate shills I started out fighting.
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There's only one way to fix this.
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I'll become something no one in their right mind would ever admire or emulate… a Comic Book Guy!
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| Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Sell Comics". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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