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The Bart of War/Quotes
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- Ned: The house is slightly askew! To the panic room!
- Marge: How did this happen? All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach the boys good citizenship- [sobs] and now it's a donnybrook! [starts crying and the cameraman nearby aims the video camera at her]
- Homer: Oh my God! That's my wife, and she's crying!
- Willie: Oh! Lassie, dry your tears!
- Otto: Then show us your boobs!
[cut to Moe screaming in pain as he's being pummeled by Drederick Tatum]
- Drederick Tatum: Dear God, why are we fighting?
- Moe: I ain't doing any fighting!