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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update

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"Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in"
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Template:NewUpdate The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update was released on November 20, 2014, file-named "v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch1_PreLaunch". It was 13.7MB. This update included the "Heimlich Machine", one frame of the animation of which, now altered, was found in the Halloween 2014 event.

The "Thanksgiving" menu in the store is unlocked after completing the "myPad" quest and starting the "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest. Its description states, "Thanksgiving has landed! For a limited time, get all the Thanksgiving items here!". The episode tie-in content will be available until 8am GMT on November 25, 2014. The Thanksgiving content will not wholly disappear until December 2, 2014 at 8am GMT.

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Jacqueline Bouvier.png Mrs. Bouvier Tapped Out Mrs. Bouvier unlock.png Is unlocked with Piggly's Super Smorg.
70px Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png Is unlocked with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino. Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Costumes

Image Costume Costs Unlock message Notes
150px Puritan Flanders FREE Tapped Out Puritan Flanders unlock.png "From the Season 17 episode 'The Wettest Stories Ever Told'." Is placed in the inventory during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.
80px Sacagawea Lisa FREE Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Is awarded to players who didn't unlock the costume last year during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Piggly's Super Smorg.png Piggly's Super Smorg Donut Tapped Out.png140 6s Unlocks Jacqueline Bouvier. Requires Level 5.
150px Stomach Staple Center Not available until November 29, 2014.
Tapped Out Guitar Central.png Guitar Central Donut Tapped Out.png50 6s Requires Level 17 and to complete "Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2."
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Donut Tapped Out.png150 6s Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Unlocks Tribal Chief.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Heimlich Machine.png Heimlich Machine Donut Tapped Out.png60 Requires Level 5.
Cornucopia.png Cornucopia Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Caged Tom Turkey.png Caged Tom Turkey Donut Tapped Out.png100 Requires Level 5.
Tapped Out Outdoor Feast Table.png Outdoor Feast Table FREE Not available until November 25, 2014.
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash.png5,400 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash.png16,500 Returning from Thanksgiving 2012 and Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash.png30,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut Tapped Out.png40 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Gameplay

Thanksgiving Season 2014

After logging in:
Homer Thanksgiving!
Homer The high holiday of gorging!
Homer Uncluttered with Yule logs, Easter egg hunts, flag saluting or the yoinking out of groundhogs.
Ned It's also a time for solemn prayer and giving thanks to Our--
Homer Stuff it, Flanders!
Homer Like every holiday, the turkey season combines my three favorite things --
Homer Eating, quests and prizes.
Ned But do you have any idea what day comes AFTER Thanksgiving?
Homer LEFTOVERS DAY!
Ned I was talking about Black Friday.
Homer Martin Luther King Day?
Ned You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.
Puritan Flanders One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!
This appears:
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Puritan Flanders notice.png

and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Sacagawea Lisa notice.png

after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.
After returning to normal game screen:
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1

Requires Level 17.
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Homer What's a reed?
Lisa It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Homer Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Lisa Are you OK?
Homer I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Task: Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward Cash.png2, with Lisa, King Toot's)
After job start:
Lisa Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Homer The windows are all boarded up!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa What happened?
Homer I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Task: Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)
After job start:
Homer Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Moe Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Homer Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Moe Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Homer Can you elaborate more?
Moe I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Then this appears:
Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png

After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Lisa I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Lisa Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Homer But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Homer Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Lisa Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Homer Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Homer There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Lisa Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Lisa I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
Task: Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Lisa I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Bart I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
Task: Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Task: Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Homer This place is amazing!
Homer Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.
Homer I'm leaving now.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Homer They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Task: Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Homer WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Homer And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Homer But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Homer It was a premium item, after all.
Task: Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Homer There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Homer And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Homer Time to leave.
Otto Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Otto Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Homer So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Otto Exactly!
Homer Now that's what I call a good business plan.
Task: Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Homer Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Marge Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Homer Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Homer I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
Task: Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Task: Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Homer You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Homer Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Dr. Hibbert These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Dr. Hibbert They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Dr. Hibbert *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Task: Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Homer Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Homer The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer They'll never beat me in the church!
Lenny Beat him in the church!
Task: Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5) (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Homer Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Homer What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la
Task: Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Homer I feel great!
Marge You were in a coma for seven days!
Homer Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Homer Comas rule!
Marge *SOBS*
Homer Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Homer Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Marge *WORRIED NOISE*

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving.
Homer Sorry but the Puritan has spoken.
Homer Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over.
Lisa Allow me to introduce...
Sacagawea Lisa Sacagawea!
Homer Saca-ga-what-huh?
Puritan Flanders Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!
Sacagawea Lisa I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween.
Sacagawea Lisa I was going to wear it then...
Sacagawea Lisa But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world.
Puritan Flanders All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours, Brown House)
'Task: Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours, Brown House)

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.
Puritan Flanders Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.
Rev. Lovejoy What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss?
Homer Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!
Puritan Flanders Tee-hee.
Puritan Flanders Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
Puritan Flanders Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.
Puritan Flanders I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.
Puritan Flanders It whipped my warped noodle straight.
Homer Mmmm… warped noodles.

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.
Puritan Flanders Deserve them badly...
Sacagawea Lisa No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I!
Sacagawea Lisa Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food.
Todd But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?
Puritan Flanders Is it 4PM already?
Puritan Flanders No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!
Puritan Flanders Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (60 minutes, Flanders Home)
Task: Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (60 minutes, Flanders Home)
Task: Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)
Puritan Flanders Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!
Sacagawea Lisa It's an all-vegetarian meal!
Sacagawea Lisa A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full.
Professor Frink Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain.
Professor Frink The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams.
Sacagawea Lisa I never knew...
Sacagawea Lisa I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt.
Professor Frink Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib!
Professor Frink Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!
Sacagawea Lisa And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!
Puritan Flanders That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?
Sacagawea Lisa Are you angry?
Puritan Flanders Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.
Puritan Flanders *Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it?
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
System Message Come back the Monday before Thanksgiving to see how the turkey tale continues.

Heimlich Machine Teaser

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Sacagawea Lisa Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.
Sacagawea Lisa Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.
Puritan Flanders UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!
Homer There's only two ways to get them out: pump or dump.
Homer I'd prefer “pump.” And luckily there's a Heimlich Machine to do just that.

They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!

Puritan Flanders The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.
Homer Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.
Puritan Flanders Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!
Puritan Flanders This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours, Heimlich Machine)

Jackie-O-Lantern

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.
Sacagawea Lisa It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Jacqueline Bouvier Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.
Sacagawea Lisa I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.
Jacqueline Bouvier My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.
Sacagawea Lisa You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.
Jacqueline Bouvier A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.
Task: Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grampa Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Bart I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Grampa It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Bart I'll listen ‘cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Grampa So it all started back in the 1940's...
Task: Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story (1 day, 12 hours, Simpson Home)
Grampa And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life...
Bart Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Bart It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Grampa And you're still awake?
Grampa That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Bart Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Grampa There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Grampa Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?
Jacqueline Bouvier My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.
Jacqueline Bouvier I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…
Jacqueline Bouvier A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.
Jacqueline Bouvier Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (1 day, Benches)
Task: Make Grampa Find a Gift (1 day, Simpson Home)
Bart Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Grampa Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Grampa She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grampa Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Grampa ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Grampa Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--
Jacqueline Bouvier That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Grampa Who cares who it belongs to?
Grampa Will you go out with me?
Jacqueline Bouvier Get lost Gramps!
Grampa Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Homer Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Homer And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Grampa Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Homer Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)

Too Cheap for Call Display

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.
Jacqueline Bouvier He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...
Jacqueline Bouvier Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!
Jacqueline Bouvier I need to go out with that man!
Marge Match made!
Marge Bart, call Moe's and tell your father and grandfather the great news!
Bart Any excuse to call Moe and I'm on it!
Task: Make Bart Call Moe's Tavern (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Moe Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.
Bart I'm looking for an Emma Royd.
Moe Emma Royd?
Moe Anyone here seen an Emma Royd?
Moe Gotta find me an Emma Royd!
Moe If any of you bums got an Emma Royd on ya, point her out!
The Rich Texan Your bar stools are givin' me a heapin' helpin' of Emma Royds! Yee haw!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Grampa I most certainly do!
Grampa I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!
Jacqueline Bouvier A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Grampa Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!
Task: Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Grampa Yep, best night of my life.
Grampa So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?
Jacqueline Bouvier I'd love to, Abe.
Jacqueline Bouvier Zzzzzz...
Grampa Zzzzzz...
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap (6 hours, Simpson Home)
Grampa I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

Tom Turkey!

Tom Turkey Presidential pardon means I'm free to go... I'm released into the wild.
Homer Not so fast turkey. I'm challenging the pardon in the courts.
Homer I suggest you get yourself a good turkey lawyer.
Tom Turkey This will not stand!!
Homer YOU will not stand...
Homer ...when I'm munching on your drumsticks!
Tom Turkey My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!

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