The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes
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"The Fat and the Furriest"
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- [When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life]
- Candy Ball: "I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!"
- Homer: "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!"
- Homer: [looking at a children's book] "The Bear Went Over The Mountain?!"
- [looks at another]
- Homer: "The Berenstain Bears! Ah! Ah!"
- [sighs in relief as he looks at another]
- Homer:"Goldilocks."
- [sees the rest of the title
- Homer:"And the three bears!"
- [He flees in a panic]
- [After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines]
- Homer: "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur."
- [He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face]
- Homer: "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" [gasps, gets an idea] "They're looking for a male bear, right...?"
- [pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand]
- Homer: "Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!"
- [Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear]"
- Grant: "... Unless we take him down!" [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: "Yeah, all the way down." [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: "What you said didn't really add much." [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: "I know. I just wanted to belong." [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." [cocks shotgun]
- [The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns]
