The Cropfather

For the character skin, see The Cropfather.

The Cropfather

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: The Simpsanos Required characters: Homer, Wise Guys, Apu Optional characters: Fat Tony, Louie, Legs, Mike Wegman, Cletus, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Mike Wegman Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again

The Cropfather is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between April 19, 2024 and May 15, 2024 It turns out something is still illegal in Springfield, and citizens can't get enough of the disgusting, highly addictive stuff! We run the tomacco business in this town but where is the flood of the supply coming from? *shrugs* Who knows? That's my point. I want YOU to know. Now go shake the trees. Got it, boss. Can I keep any peaches that drop out? Bring the information and the peaches back to me. Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Send His Guys to Investigate". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wise Guys Investigate Tomacco" (x2). The job takes place at Cletus's Farm or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Cletus, how come you're not keeping up with the mob's tomacco demand? I only gots one small plot and no amount of mule manure will increase production. Kwik-E-Marts got their demands too, ya know. Squeezed by convenience cartels? We'll see about that. Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Confidential

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Come clean, Apu, where's your tomacco supply coming from if it ain't from us?! Um… Don't make us break your legs 'cause we love doin' that. And you know what they say: doin' what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. Now s'pose you tell us who's supplying your tomacco? The Convenience Store Owners Oath of Service prevents me from being truthful so… …may I interest you in a beef jerky block instead? Waitaminute. If your oath stops ya from bein' truthful, is this really beef in this jerky? Sorry. Oath of Service, remember. Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x85). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wait to Hear From His Guys". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Buy an Absurd Amount of Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours. If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Worry About What's in This Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Apu Tell Wise Guys About…the Cropfather". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours. Okay. I'm breaking the Oath so that you're not breaking my legs. The man you seek is known only as…the Cropfather. Whoa! That's a cool name. So cool. But that's all you can tell us after we bought all your mystery meat jerky? Okay…his name might also be Homer. Homer? Why is that name so familiar? Quest reward: 100 and 10 Cletus' Corn Field

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Mike Wegman…time to take a little ride. Look, fellas…if this is about me missin' a payment, I can explain…by RUNNING AWAY! *grabs Mike* Easy there, horsie. We're only lookin' for the tomacco "Cropfather". All we got to go on is a name — "Homer". You mean Homer Simpsons — my mentor at the nuclear power plant? He's a power-planting genius! That explains where he's getting all the radioactive gunk to grow tomacco! If he's around radiation so much, how come he doesn't have superpowers? Homer Simpsons has more superpowers than Superman, Spider-Man, and Patrick Mahomes combined! Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105). If Mike Wegman is owned: Task: "Make Mike Wegman Defend Homer Simpsons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Worry That Homer Might Have Super Powers". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Get Homer's Current Whereabouts From Mike". The job takes place at the Mike Wegman Center, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wonder What's Taking His Guys so Long". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. We found the guy who's supplying all the tomacco. He's been right under your nose. Are you insulting the bulbicity of my schnozzola? No, boss, no! In college, my roommate had a whole hydroponics lab set up right under our noses. Legs, you went to a post-secondary institution? On a bocce ball scholarship. I'm impressed. As your capo, I try to encourage higher education. I'm gettin' outta 6th grade this year. You best hold off on your braggadocio, Louie. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Spuckler Barn

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 This is the address Michael Wegman gave you for this Homer mook? Howdy, city fellers! When we were here before, you didn't tell us you knew who was supplying all the non-mob tomacco. You didn't ask me no nevermind about who's doin' all the other growin'. What is this slackjaw saying? I don't speak Bumpkin. Relax, boss. I took Bumpkin for my language requirement in college. Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x115). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Start to Lose His Patience". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Translate Bumpkin for Fat Tony" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours. If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Explain the Tomacco Syndicate" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours. This city feller moseyed up with a buncha mud nuggets and some glowin' green sticks, and tells the folks here 'bouts to plant 'em together and we'd be happier than a sow in slop. Legs? Homer came here with seeds and radioactive rods and now everyone is growing tomacco for him. I don't care how long it takes — find this mastermind called Homer! Hey! I think my name's Homer. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Sports Palace

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Homer, I'm impressed with how you've organized these hillbillies into a tomacco empire. But there's one thing your operation is missing. Don't say dental plan. With all these toothless yokels I employ, the premiums would wipe me out. I'm talking about a partner. With my muscle and illicit business acumen combined with your radioactive material and network of drooling farmers, you can be more than just some guy selling highly addictive tobacco-infused vegetables. *gasp* I could be a Godfather?! No. But you could be…the Cropfather. Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x145). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Butter Homer Up". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Become…the Cropfather". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. So whaddaya say…Cropfather? *crying* I've been called Crapfather, Crudfather, Flabfather… This is the first time I've been any kind of father that isn't an insult! You've got a deal…Tomacco Tony. Don't do that. Sorry. I just thought you needed a cool nickname, too. I'm good with the name my dear mother gave me at birth — Fat Tony. Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Cropfather

The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Simpsanos quests
Everything Old Is Legal Again • The Made Men Who Made Us • The Cropfather • Law & Disorder • Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved • Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance
Uncle Zio	The Trial Blazer
Dr. Dog	Canine Confidential
Mike Wegman	Goodpizzas
The Cropfather	The Crops of Wrath
Lenora Carter	Escape From New Work
Snitchy the Weasel	Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield
Costas Becker	The Loan Ranger
Kickback Quimby	All the Mayor's Funds