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The Made Men Who Made Us
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| The Made Men Who Made Us
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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5
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| Update:
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The Simpsanos
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| Required characters:
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Normal Springfielders, Homer, Wise Guys
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| Optional characters:
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Otto, Marge, Fat Tony, Mob Lawyer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Cletus
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| Previous quest(s):
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Everything Old Is Legal Again
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The Made Men Who Made Us is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing Everything Old Is Legal Again
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Why are you kids still waiting for the bus?
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Now that everything is legal, we can't count on Otto anymore.
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He's tickling his brain with cuckoo smoke.
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And if that's legal, so is skipping school. I'm outta here!
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And so are high-interest loans backed by the threat of violence. They're not just for the mob anymore.
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Are you talking about loan sharking, Homer?
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Absolutely legal. I just read it off a news feed on my myPhone.
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Ugh. With everything legal, average Springfield citizens can run numbers and shark loans. They don't even have to break legs!
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I like breakin' legs!
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Yes, but when WE do it, we go to jail.
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I don't like the goin' to jail part.
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Task: "Collect Wallets" (x105).
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Lawlessness" (x5). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Otto Enjoy It More Than Most". The job takes place at the School Bus, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Worry About What's Happening". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Read the News on His myPhone". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Be Disgusted by Events" (x2). The job takes place at Bars, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Uh, hey, guys. Don Vittorio wants to know when he's getting his cut of our action this week.
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There ain't no action with everything being all legal now.
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We're gonna have to dip into our secret cash stash.
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Uh, I got some bad news… Johnny Tightlips swiped the secret stash to buy himself a truckload of Italian loafers at Pay-more Shoe Store.
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That makes me very angry…at YOU, Frankie!
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Me?!
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Stealing to adorn one's feet I respect. Finking on a fratello makes you a rat, and no one likes a rat.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Herman, spot me some cash so I can pay the storage for the fur coats I'm fencing.
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I gotcha, Moe. The vig's gonna be three points.
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Excuse me, gentlemen, but I believe that's our business you're elbowing in on.
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Stolen furs and loan sharkin' ain't illegal no more. You and your mugs can shove off.
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And shoving off is legal too!
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Maybe you're not hearing right. If you don't keep your mitts outta Fat Tony's business someone's gonna get hurt.
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It won't be us. *reveals a grenade*
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What he said. *pulls out a flame thrower*
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I hate when peaceful citizens are more criminal than criminals.
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Task: "Collect Wallets" (x115).
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Feeling Like Gangsters" (x5). The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gangsters Not Enjoy Feeling Like Ordinary Citizens" (x2). The job takes place at Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Check it out, boss. Liftin' wallets is like takin' candy from a baby!
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We're also takin' candy from babies!
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You guys are picking pockets?
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We gotta do something to pay the bills.
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Bullets don't grow on trees…do they?
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How could we sink so low so fast?
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That reminds me…we've gone to a cheaper concrete to cut costs on cement shoes.
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*groan*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Play Whack-A-Mole (animated job for Fat Tony)
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Let us face facts: the only thing we're good at is crime.
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But there ain't no more crime!
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Unless…we get into doing crimes against nature. We could start gene splicing—
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We are NOT getting into the crimes against nature business! We need money.
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But if we spliced a watermelon with a banana—
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No splicing!
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Task: "Collect Wallets" (x85).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Invent New Crimes". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Disturb Tony With Their Ideas" (x2). The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Stolen wallets and purses? That's so old school.
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We're behind the eight ball on this, boss. All the cool new crimes are coming out of Asia.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Mound of Stolen Wallets
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Fellas, I hate to say it, but we're gonna have to get real jobs.
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I can't work for Starbucks. My espresso skills are sorely lacking.
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And how can I work in a baby furniture store after whackin' dozens of union leaders?
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Task: "Collect Wallets" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Get Real Jobs". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Reluctantly Get Real Jobs" (x2). The job takes place at a Shop, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Why are there empty cans and bottles in the back of my limo?
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We're collecting cans and bottles for their redemption value.
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We get a nickel and sometimes a dime for each one we dig out of the trash.
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That's such chump change.
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But we're the best chumps in town!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Garbage Island
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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You know the real hoodlums are the tech companies!
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They're always innovating and comin' out with new stuff we simply can't live without. I hate those guys so much.
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Mob Lawyer, how can this tech hatred help get us back into the crime game?
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Do any of you know anything about computers?
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I know lots about computers.
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Other than them "falling off the back of a truck" and selling them in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot?
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Oh. Then no.
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You need to find us something illegal we can do, pronto! Or you'll be the one falling off the back of a truck. Capisce?
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I capisce. I suppose you'll need that "capisce" in writing?
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Task: "Collect Wallets" (x145).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Lean on His Lawyer". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mob Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make the Mob Lawyer Try to Find Something Illegal". The job takes place at a Shop or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Try to Find Something to Do" (x2). The job takes place at a Bar, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Hey Boss, people on the street are going crazy for something called "tomacco" — and get this, it's still illegal!
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How is this possible?
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Years ago there was an epidemic of the stuff. It needed radiation to grow, so a law was passed against radiation-grown crops. That law got buried in the books.
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It's the only thing that's still illegal in Springfield.
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Hear that, boys? We're getting into the tomacco business!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Original Springfield Post Office
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