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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the Lover|Separate Vocations}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the Lover|Separate Vocations}} | ||
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| − | :''Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.'' | + | :''[Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.]'' |
:'''Woman''': My baby! | :'''Woman''': My baby! | ||
| − | :'''Jose Canseco''': Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby! | + | :'''[[Jose Canseco]]''': Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby! |
:''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.'' | :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.'' | ||
:'''Woman''': Thank you! | :'''Woman''': Thank you! | ||
| − | :''Cat mewling is heard.'' | + | :''[Cat mewling is heard.]'' |
:'''Woman''': My cat! | :'''Woman''': My cat! | ||
:'''Jose Canseco''': Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat! | :'''Jose Canseco''': Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat! | ||
| − | :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.'' | + | :''[Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.]'' |
:'''Woman''': Thank you Mr. Canseco! | :'''Woman''': Thank you Mr. Canseco! | ||
| − | :''"Camptown Races" is heard.'' | + | :''["Camptown Races" is heard.]'' |
:'''Woman''': My player-piano! | :'''Woman''': My player-piano! | ||
:'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, man! | :'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, man! | ||
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| − | :''Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.'' | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Springfield Hospital]]. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.]'' |
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Er Mike try to lift your arm. | + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Er Mike try to lift your arm. |
| − | :'''Mike Scioscia''': Can't...lift arm...or speak...at...normal...rate | + | :'''[[Mike Scioscia]]''': Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate |
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning. | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning. | ||
| − | :'''Mike Scioscia''': Will...I...be..able..to..play...softball...tomorrow? | + | :'''Mike Scioscia''': Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow? |
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': [laughs] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath! | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''[laughs]'' No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath! |
:'''Mike Scioscia''': Oh...man... | :'''Mike Scioscia''': Oh...man... | ||
| − | :'''Nurse''': Doctor come quick! Ken Griffey Jr. needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic. | + | :'''Nurse''': Doctor come quick! [[Ken Griffey Jr.]] needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic. |
| − | :''Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.'' | + | :''[Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.]'' |
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Oh my lord, gigantism! | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Oh my lord, gigantism! | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken Barney Gumble.]'' |
| − | :'''Barney''': "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was | + | :'''[[Barney]]''': "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was {{w|Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston}}!" |
| − | :'''Boggs''': " | + | :'''[[Wade Boggs|Boggs]]''': "{{w|William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder}}!" |
:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!" | :'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!" | ||
:'''Boggs''': "Pitt the Elder!!" | :'''Boggs''': "Pitt the Elder!!" | ||
:'''Barney''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!" | :'''Barney''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!" | ||
| − | :''Barney knocks Boggs out'' | + | :''[Barney knocks Boggs out.]'' |
| − | :'''Moe''': "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder." | + | :'''[[Moe]]''': "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder." |
:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!!!" | :'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!!!" | ||
| − | :''(Barney knocks Moe out too)'' | + | :''(Barney knocks Moe out too.)'' |
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- [Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.]
- Woman: My baby!
- Jose Canseco: Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
- Woman: Thank you!
- [Cat mewling is heard.]
- Woman: My cat!
- Jose Canseco: Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat!
- [Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.]
- Woman: Thank you Mr. Canseco!
- ["Camptown Races" is heard.]
- Woman: My player-piano!
- Jose Canseco: Oh, man!
- [Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.]
- Dr. Hibbert: Er Mike try to lift your arm.
- Mike Scioscia: Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
- Dr. Hibbert: Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning.
- Mike Scioscia: Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
- Dr. Hibbert: [laughs] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
- Mike Scioscia: Oh...man...
- Nurse: Doctor come quick! Ken Griffey Jr. needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
- [Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.]
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh my lord, gigantism!
- [Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble.]
- Barney: "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!"
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!!"
- Barney: "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
- [Barney knocks Boggs out.]
- Moe: "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!!!"
- (Barney knocks Moe out too.)
