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Difference between revisions of "Scottish Fighting/Quotes"

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:'''[[Willie]]''': Ah don' know why an let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females -- they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues!
 
:'''[[Willie]]''': Ah don' know why an let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females -- they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right! Look, here she comes! Kate, I'd like you to meet Willie he's the groundskepper here at my school..
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right! Look, here she comes! Kate, I'd like you to meet Willie he's the groundskepper here at my school..
:'''[[Willie]] & [[Kate]]''': You. You're
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:'''[[Willie]] & [[Kate MacLoughlan]]''': You. You're
 
:'''[[Willie]]''': You're wearin' the tartan of the glengarry clan MacLoughlan !
 
:'''[[Willie]]''': You're wearin' the tartan of the glengarry clan MacLoughlan !
:'''[[Kate]]''': An' you're bearn the thrice-cursed colors of the hated Tullabaronnes! Why don't cha cry and surrender like yer can do at Edinburgh?
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:'''[[Kate MacLoughlan]]''': An' you're bearn the thrice-cursed colors of the hated Tullabaronnes! Why don't cha cry and surrender like yer can do at Edinburgh?
 
:'''[[Willie]]''': That's a flithy lie, ya bog-dwellin happy!
 
:'''[[Willie]]''': That's a flithy lie, ya bog-dwellin happy!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Stop it you, stop it!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Stop it you, stop it!
:'''[[Kate]]''': You win this round, rogue, but i'll be back wi proper sporran kickin boots, and then we'll see!
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:'''[[Kate MacLoughlan]]''': You win this round, rogue, but i'll be back wi proper sporran kickin boots, and then we'll see!
 
:'''[[Willie]]''': Wide betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf
 
:'''[[Willie]]''': Wide betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!

Revision as of 16:33, May 14, 2018



Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and i Told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you!
Willie: Och, Willie's got na time for such foolishness! There's a lawn here that need levellin!
Sign: Soon
Willie: Ah don' know why an let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females -- they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues!
Lisa: Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right! Look, here she comes! Kate, I'd like you to meet Willie he's the groundskepper here at my school..
Willie & Kate MacLoughlan: You. You're
Willie: You're wearin' the tartan of the glengarry clan MacLoughlan !
Kate MacLoughlan: An' you're bearn the thrice-cursed colors of the hated Tullabaronnes! Why don't cha cry and surrender like yer can do at Edinburgh?
Willie: That's a flithy lie, ya bog-dwellin happy!
Lisa: Stop it you, stop it!
Kate MacLoughlan: You win this round, rogue, but i'll be back wi proper sporran kickin boots, and then we'll see!
Willie: Wide betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf
Lisa: Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
Willie: Don' be daft, ya wee gru. Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! Sniff!