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== Gameplay ==
 
== Gameplay ==
=== Thanksgiving Season 2014 ===
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=== Main Thanksgiving questline ===
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==== Thanksgiving Season 2014 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After logging in:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After logging in:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.}}
 
{{TB|You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!}}
 
{{TB|One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!}}
 
{{THT|This appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Thanksgiving Puritan Flanders notice.png|250px|center]]<br/>and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Thanksgiving Sacagawea Lisa notice.png|250px|center]]<br/>after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.<br/>After returning to normal game screen:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|This appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Thanksgiving Puritan Flanders notice.png|250px|center]]<br/>and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Thanksgiving Sacagawea Lisa notice.png|250px|center]]<br/>after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.<br/>After returning to normal game screen:|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1 ===
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==== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1 ====
:''Requires Level 17.''
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dad, I'm all out of reeds.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|What's a reed?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Your sax-a-ma-phone?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Are you OK?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward {{Cash|2}}, with Lisa, King Toot's)<br/>After job start:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh no! King Toot's is closed!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|The windows are all boarded up!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|What happened?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)<br/>After job start:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Can you elaborate on said disagreement?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Can you elaborate more?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TB|Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br/>Then this appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png|200px|center]]<br/>After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB| Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Look, people get tired. They reuse things.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick  (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|This place is amazing!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm leaving now.}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|They sure did have a lot of guitars.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|WOW! These guitars are so cool!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|It was a premium item, after all.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB| There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Time to leave.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{TB|Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB| So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{TB|Exactly!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now that's what I call a good business plan.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''':  Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play. }}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Otto was wrong.  I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe if you found a friend to play with...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Marge you're a genius!  A lady genius!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments  (60 minutes, Guitar Central)<br>'''Task''': Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ha ha suckers!  Guess what!  You'll never touch those instruments again!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives! }}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{TB|These instruments aren't a total waste of money. }}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{TB|They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*MENACING CHUCKLE*</nowiki>}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play  ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|They'll never beat me in the church!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{TB|Beat him in the church!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)<br>'''Task''': Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Did you learn anything from this, Homie?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Do do do do do do do do do do!  Do do do do do do do do do do do do!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|What a beautiful concert...  So many blinks and blonks... la la la la}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task''': Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I feel great!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|You were in a coma for seven days!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well it sped by.  And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Comas rule!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*SOBS*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey!  A new big box store called "Guitar Central!" }}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just like Guitar Center!  I'll have to check it out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*WORRIED NOISE*</nowiki>}}
 
}}
 
 
 
=== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1 ===
 
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Saca-ga-what-huh?}}
 
{{TB|Saca-ga-what-huh?}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!}}
 
{{TB|Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world. }}
 
{{TB|But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world. }}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!}}
 
{{TB|All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours, Brown House)<br>''''Task''': Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours, Brown House) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours, Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2 ===
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==== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.}}
 
{{TB|Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.}}
 
{{TB|Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!}}
 
{{TB|Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Tee-hee.}}
 
{{TB|Tee-hee.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)<br/>After task completion:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.}}
 
{{TB|Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.}}
 
{{TB|I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|It whipped my warped noodle straight.}}
 
{{TB|It whipped my warped noodle straight.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mmmm… warped noodles.}}
 
{{TB|Mmmm… warped noodles.}}
 +
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3 ===
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==== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Deserve them badly...}}
 
{{TB|Deserve them badly...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{TB|But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?}}
 
{{TB|But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Is it 4PM already?}}
 
{{TB|Is it 4PM already?}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!}}
 
{{TB|No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.}}
 
{{TB|Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (60 minutes, Flanders Home)<br>'''Task''': Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (60 minutes, Flanders Home)<br>'''Task''': Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (60 minutes, Flanders Home), Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (60 minutes, Flanders Home) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>After task completion:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!}}
 
{{TB|Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.}}
 
{{TB|Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.}}
 +
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4 ===
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==== The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!}}
 
{{TB|That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!}}
 
{{TB|And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
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{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?}}
 
{{TB|That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Are you angry?}}
 
{{TB|Are you angry?}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.}}
 
{{TB|Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*Sigh*</nowiki> Anger's a sin, ain't it?}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*Sigh*</nowiki> Anger's a sin, ain't it?}}
 
{{THT|This appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Cornucopia notice.png|250px]]<br/>the player taps "OK" and is taken to the "Decorations" menu of the inventory, where "Cornucopia" is in yellow text.<br/>'''Task''': Place the Cornucopia and Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br/>then:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|This appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Cornucopia notice.png|250px]]<br/>the player taps "OK" and is taken to the "Decorations" menu of the inventory, where "Cornucopia" is in yellow text.<br/>'''Task''': Place the Cornucopia and Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br/>then:|colspan=2}}
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}}
 
}}
  
===  Heimlich Machine Teaser===  
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==== Thanksgiving Dinner Preparations! ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 25:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Can someone help me with side dishes while I start preparing the veggie-turkey?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Veggie-turkey?! It can't be!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Someone poke me with a fork and wake me from my meatless nightmare!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|But you said you loved the one I made last year.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I did, sweetie. But if you recall, I accidentally dropped my pieces in that disgusting butter bacon gravy...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|...before it fell into that awful pot of bubbling beef lard.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Mmmmghghg...}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sacagawea Start Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner (8 hours, Simpson Home)<br>''''Task''': Make Homer Cry (10 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 1 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark on November 26:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|There's nothing quite like authentic Puritan Thanksgiving cooking!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Unfortunately that's not what we're getting this year.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|The authentic ship sailed a while ago when I became Sacagawea in Squanto times.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I suppose we'll get through this like Lewis and Clark got through their first winter in Plymouth.}}
 +
{{TBT|Native American Spirit}}
 +
{{TB|As the ghost of Squanto, I want to say I'm very confused.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Sorry. The holidays can be hectic. Take some veggie-turkey back to the spirit world with you?}}
 +
{{TBT|Native American Spirit}}
 +
{{TB|Pass.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sacagawea Lisa Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|You know what Lisa! That healthy fake food isn't half bad!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Rod and Todd could use a heapin' helpin' themselves. Care to break vegan bread over at the Flanders' spread?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I'd love to!}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 2 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 27:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I'm looking forward to eating a real Thanksgiving meal at your place this year, Stupid Flanders.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|And not scraping another one of Lisa's vegetarian feasts into Snowball II's litter box.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|You must have missed the last bit of chit-chat I had with Lisa.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Your daughter did all my Thanksgiving food shopping this year.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|It's gonna be lean and green.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|D'oh!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I'm eating a healthy Thanksgiving again?!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|And the only real turkey there will be Flanders!}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Make Simpsons and Flanders Family Eat Thanksgiving Dinner ''(x10)'' (30 minutes, Flanders Home)|colspan=2}}
 +
{{TBT|Message}}
 +
{{TB|Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some leftovers!}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== Leftovers ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 28:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Looks like we have a lot of Thanksgiving leftovers.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Maybe we could roll the table outside and let the wild critters have at it.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I find it hard to believe an animal would eat anything my father passed on.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|But let's give it a try.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sacagawea Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== More Leftovers Pt. 1 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 29:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I ate TOO much.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Where can a guy buy a backup stomach?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Worst belly-ballooning ever!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Hello, my chubby buddies! I have just the thing to help you out!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Is it a cure?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Is it a crane?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 +
{{TB|It's a clue! It's something you can build!}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Build Stomach Staples Center|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== More Leftovers Pt. 2 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Finally a Stomach Staples in Springfield! No more back alley rhinoplasty for me!}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Krusty Go to the Stomach Staple Center (16 hours, Stomach Staples Center)|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}}
 +
{{TB|May I take your order?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Let's see...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I'll have the tummy-tuck combo, with a medium lypo and calf implants on the side.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Would you like french thighs with that?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Since I'm trying to watch my figure, why not!}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|When the player logs in on November 24:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Homer, why do you look so worried?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|It's coming, Marge!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Black Friday is almost here!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 +
{{TB|We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Hide in the Basement (2 hours, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|When the player logs in on November 26:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|What's the emergency?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a “the biggest blow out of the year!”}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|The TV said, "Everything must go!"}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|We're "everything!!"}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Fortify the Basement (4 hours, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|When the player logs in on November 27:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|In that case, can I have a gun?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Prepare for Black Friday (6 hours, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== Heimlich Machine ===
 +
==== Heimlich Machine Teaser ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.}}
 
{{TB|Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!}}
 
{{TB|UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks! ===
+
==== They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks! ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.}}
 
{{TB|The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.}}
 
{{TB|Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!}}
 
{{TB|Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!}}
 
{{TB|This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours, Heimlich Machine)|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours, Heimlich Machine)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== Jackie-O-Lantern===  
+
=== Jacqueline Bouvier quests ===
 +
==== Jackie-O-Lantern ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.}}
 
{{TB|Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.}}
 
{{TB|It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.}}
 
{{TB|Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.}}
 
{{TB|I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.}}
 
{{TB|My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.}}
 
{{TB|You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.}}
 
{{TB|A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1===  
+
==== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2===  
+
==== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.}}
 
{{TB|I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?}}
 
{{TB|Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.}}
 
{{TB|My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…}}
 
{{TB|I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.}}
 
{{TB|A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?}}
 
{{TB|Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''':  Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (1 day, Benches)<br>'''Task''': Make Grampa Find a Gift (1 day, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''':  Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (1 day, Benches)<br>'''Task''': Make Grampa Find a Gift (1 day, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3===  
+
==== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--}}
 
{{TB|Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!}}
 
{{TB|That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Will you go out with me?}}
 
{{TB|Will you go out with me?}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|Get lost Gramps!}}
 
{{TB|Get lost Gramps!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== Too Cheap for Call Display===  
+
==== Too Cheap for Call Display ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.}}
 
{{TB|You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...}}
 
{{TB|He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|I need to go out with that man!}}
 
{{TB|I need to go out with that man!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4===  
+
==== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?}}
 
{{TB|So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!}}
 
{{TB|I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.}}
 
{{TB|A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5===  
+
==== How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5 ====  
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.}}
 
{{TB|That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{TB|So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?}}
 
{{TB|So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'd love to, Abe.}}
 
{{TB|I'd love to, Abe.}}
{{TBT|Jacqueline Bouvier}}
+
{{Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon}}
 
{{TB|Zzzzzz...}}
 
{{TB|Zzzzzz...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== Tom Turkey!===  
+
=== Tom Turkey! ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TBT|Tom Turkey}}
 
{{TBT|Tom Turkey}}
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{{TB|My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!}}
 
{{TB|My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!}}
 
}}
 
}}
=== Thanksgiving Dinner Preparations!===  
+
 
 +
 
 +
=== Two Minutes of Hate [episode tie-in quests] ===
 +
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1 ====
 +
:''Requires Level 17.''
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 25:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Can someone help me with side dishes while I start preparing the veggie-turkey?}}
+
{{TB|Dad, I'm all out of reeds.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|What's a reed?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Veggie-turkey?! It can't be!}}
+
{{TB|Your sax-a-ma-phone?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Someone poke me with a fork and wake me from my meatless nightmare!}}
+
{{TB|And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But you said you loved the one I made last year.}}
+
{{TB|Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I did, sweetie. But if you recall, I accidentally dropped my pieces in that disgusting butter bacon gravy...}}
+
{{TB|Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Are you OK?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...before it fell into that awful pot of bubbling beef lard.}}
+
{{TB|I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward {{Cash|2}}, with Lisa, King Toot's)<br/>After job start:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Oh no! King Toot's is closed!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mmmmghghg...}}
+
{{TB|The windows are all boarded up!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sacagawea Start Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner (8 hours, Simpson Home)<br>''''Task''':  Make Homer Cry (10 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
=== The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 1===  
+
 
 +
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark on November 26:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|There's nothing quite like authentic Puritan Thanksgiving cooking!}}
+
{{TB|What happened?}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately that's not what we're getting this year.}}
+
{{TB|I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)<br/>After job start:|colspan=2}}
{{TB|The authentic ship sailed a while ago when I became Sacagawea in Squanto times.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{TB|Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?}}
{{TB|I suppose we'll get through this like Lewis and Clark got through their first winter in Plymouth.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TBT|Native American Spirit}}
+
{{TB|Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.}}
{{TB|As the ghost of Squanto, I want to say I'm very confused.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
+
{{TB|Can you elaborate on said disagreement?}}
{{TB|Sorry. The holidays can be hectic. Take some veggie-turkey back to the spirit world with you?}}
+
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TBT|Native American Spirit}}
+
{{TB|Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.}}
{{TB|Pass.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sacagawea Lisa Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)|colspan=2}}
+
{{TB|Can you elaborate more?}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You know what Lisa! That healthy fake food isn't half bad!}}
+
{{TB|I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Rod and Todd could use a heapin' helpin' themselves. Care to break vegan bread over at the Flanders' spread?}}
+
{{TB|Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
+
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br/>Then this appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png|200px|center]]<br/>After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.|colspan=2}}
{{TB|I'd love to!}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
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==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3 ====
=== The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 2===  
 
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 27:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm looking forward to eating a real Thanksgiving meal at your place this year, Stupid Flanders.}}
+
{{TB|Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And not scraping another one of Lisa's vegetarian feasts into Snowball II's litter box.}}
+
{{TB|But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
 
{{TB|You must have missed the last bit of chit-chat I had with Lisa.}}
 
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
 
{{TB|Your daughter did all my Thanksgiving food shopping this year.}}
 
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
 
{{TB|It's gonna be lean and green.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
+
{{TB| Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm eating a healthy Thanksgiving again?!}}
+
{{TB|Look, people get tired. They reuse things.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And the only real turkey there will be Flanders!}}
+
{{TB|There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Make Simpsons and Flanders Family Eat Thanksgiving Dinner ''(x10)'' (30 minutes, Flanders Home)|colspan=2}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TBT|Message}}
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{{TB|Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."}}
{{TB|Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some leftovers!}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick  (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
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==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
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==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5 ====
=== Leftovers===  
 
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 28:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like we have a lot of Thanksgiving leftovers.}}
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{{TB|I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.}}
{{TBT|Puritan Flanders}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
{{TB|Maybe we could roll the table outside and let the wild critters have at it.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|This place is amazing!}}
{{TB|I find it hard to believe an animal would eat anything my father passed on.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.}}
{{TB|But let's give it a try.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sacagawea Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|I'm leaving now.}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== More Leftovers Pt. 1===  
+
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 29:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|They sure did have a lot of guitars.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I ate TOO much.}}
+
{{TB|WOW! These guitars are so cool!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Where can a guy buy a backup stomach?}}
+
{{TB|And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Worst belly-ballooning ever!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hello, my chubby buddies! I have just the thing to help you out!}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Is it a cure?}}
+
{{TB|But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Is it a crane?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 
{{TB|It's a clue! It's something you can build!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Build Stomach Staples Center|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
=== More Leftovers Pt. 2===  
+
 
 +
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Finally a Stomach Staples in Springfield! No more back alley rhinoplasty for me!}}
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{{TB|Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Krusty Go to the Stomach Staple Center (16 hours, Stomach Staples Center)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}}
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{{TB|It was a premium item, after all.}}
{{TB|May I take your order?}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|Let's see...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll have the tummy-tuck combo, with a medium lypo and calf implants on the side.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}}
 
{{TB|Would you like french thighs with that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|Since I'm trying to watch my figure, why not!}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
=== Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1===  
+
 
 +
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|When the player logs in on November 24:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, why do you look so worried?}}
+
{{TB|I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB| There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Time to leave.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB| So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Exactly!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's coming, Marge!}}
+
{{TB|Now that's what I call a good business plan.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''':  Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!}}
+
{{TB|I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play. }}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Black Friday is almost here!}}
+
{{TB|Otto was wrong.  I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of.}}
+
{{TB|Maybe if you found a friend to play with...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!}}
+
{{TB|Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday.}}
+
{{TB|I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments  (60 minutes, Guitar Central)<br>'''Task''': Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
{{TB|I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Hide in the Basement (2 hours, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2 ===  
+
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|When the player logs in on November 26:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator.}}
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{{TB|Ha ha suckers!  Guess what!  You'll never touch those instruments again!}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|What's the emergency?}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a “the biggest blow out of the year!}}
+
{{TB|You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives! }}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The TV said, "Everything must go!"}}
+
{{TB|Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 +
{{TB|These instruments aren't a total waste of money. }}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 +
{{TB|They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 +
{{TB|<nowiki>*MENACING CHUCKLE*</nowiki>}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play  ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We're "everything!!"}}
+
{{TB|Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!}}
{{Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie.}}
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{{TB|The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11 ====
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!}}
+
{{TB|They'll never beat me in the church!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Fortify the Basement (4 hours, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Beat him in the church!}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)<br>'''Task''': Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3 ===  
+
==== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|When the player logs in on November 27:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again.}}
+
{{TB|Did you learn anything from this, Homie?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Do do do do do do do do do do!  Do do do do do do do do do do do do!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task''': Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I feel great!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 +
{{TB|You were in a coma for seven days!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it.}}
+
{{TB|Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|In that case, can I have a gun?}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends.}}
+
{{TB|Comas rule!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 +
{{TB|<nowiki>*SOBS*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit.}}
+
{{TB|Hey!  A new big box store called "Guitar Central!" }}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!}}
+
{{TB|Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Prepare for Black Friday (6 hours, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
+
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 +
{{TB|<nowiki>*WORRIED NOISE*</nowiki>}}
 
}}
 
}}
 +
 
== Notifications ==
 
== Notifications ==
 
*On November 22, 2014 at 12:04pm, this notification was pushed: "Rejoice! Thanksgiving is here with a special storyline, limited time items, and cranberry sauce in the shape of a can to kick off the Holidays!"
 
*On November 22, 2014 at 12:04pm, this notification was pushed: "Rejoice! Thanksgiving is here with a special storyline, limited time items, and cranberry sauce in the shape of a can to kick off the Holidays!"

Revision as of 11:45, November 23, 2014

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"Thanksgiving 2014"
"Upcoming"

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update was released on November 20, 2014, file-named "v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch1_PreLaunch". It was 13.7MB. This update included the "Heimlich Machine", one frame of the animation of which, now altered, was found in the Halloween 2014 event.

The "Thanksgiving" menu in the store is unlocked after completing the "myPad" quest and starting the "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest. Its description states, "Thanksgiving has landed! For a limited time, get all the Thanksgiving items here!". The episode tie-in content will be available until 8am GMT on November 25, 2014. The Thanksgiving content will not wholly disappear until December 2, 2014 at 8am GMT, at which point the event will end.

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Jacqueline Bouvier.png Mrs. Bouvier Tapped Out Mrs. Bouvier unlock.png Is unlocked with Piggly's Super Smorg.
70px Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png Is unlocked with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino. Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Costumes

Image Costume Costs Unlock message Notes
150px Puritan Flanders FREE Tapped Out Puritan Flanders unlock.png "From the Season 17 episode 'The Wettest Stories Ever Told'." Is placed in the inventory during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.
80px Sacagawea Lisa FREE Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Is awarded to players who didn't unlock the costume last year during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Piggly's Super Smorg.png Piggly's Super Smorg Donut Tapped Out.png140 6s Unlocks Jacqueline Bouvier. Requires Level 5.
150px Stomach Staple Center Not available until November 29, 2014.
Tapped Out Guitar Central.png Guitar Central Donut Tapped Out.png50 6s Requires Level 17 and to complete "Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2."
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Donut Tapped Out.png150 6s Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Unlocks Tribal Chief.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Heimlich Machine.png Heimlich Machine Donut Tapped Out.png60 Requires Level 5.
Cornucopia.png Cornucopia Donut Tapped Out.png15 Requires The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4
Tapped Out Caged Tom Turkey.png Caged Tom Turkey Donut Tapped Out.png100 Requires Level 5.
Tapped Out Outdoor Feast Table.png Outdoor Feast Table FREE Not available until November 25, 2014.
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash.png5,400 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash.png16,500 Returning from Thanksgiving 2012 and Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash.png30,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut Tapped Out.png40 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Gameplay

Main Thanksgiving questline

Thanksgiving Season 2014

After logging in:
Homer Thanksgiving!
Homer The high holiday of gorging!
Homer Uncluttered with Yule logs, Easter egg hunts, flag saluting or the yoinking out of groundhogs.
Ned It's also a time for solemn prayer and giving thanks to Our--
Homer Stuff it, Flanders!
Homer Like every holiday, the turkey season combines my three favorite things --
Homer Eating, quests and prizes.
Ned But do you have any idea what day comes AFTER Thanksgiving?
Homer LEFTOVERS DAY!
Ned I was talking about Black Friday.
Homer Martin Luther King Day?
Ned You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.
Puritan Flanders One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!
This appears:

and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":

after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.
After returning to normal game screen:
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving.
Homer Sorry but the Puritan has spoken.
Homer Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over.
Lisa Allow me to introduce...
Sacagawea Lisa Sacagawea!
Homer Saca-ga-what-huh?
Puritan Flanders Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!
Sacagawea Lisa I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween.
Sacagawea Lisa I was going to wear it then...
Sacagawea Lisa But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world.
Puritan Flanders All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours, Brown House) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.
Puritan Flanders Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.
Rev. Lovejoy What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss?
Homer Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!
Puritan Flanders Tee-hee.
Puritan Flanders Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
After task completion:
Puritan Flanders Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.
Puritan Flanders I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.
Puritan Flanders It whipped my warped noodle straight.
Homer Mmmm… warped noodles.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.
Puritan Flanders Deserve them badly...
Sacagawea Lisa No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I!
Sacagawea Lisa Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food.
Todd But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?
Puritan Flanders Is it 4PM already?
Puritan Flanders No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!
Puritan Flanders Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (60 minutes, Flanders Home), Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (60 minutes, Flanders Home) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)
After task completion:
Puritan Flanders Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!
Sacagawea Lisa It's an all-vegetarian meal!
Sacagawea Lisa A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full.
Professor Frink Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain.
Professor Frink The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams.
Sacagawea Lisa I never knew...
Sacagawea Lisa I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt.
Professor Frink Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib!
Professor Frink Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!
Sacagawea Lisa And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!
Puritan Flanders That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?
Sacagawea Lisa Are you angry?
Puritan Flanders Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.
Puritan Flanders *Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it?
This appears:
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the player taps "OK" and is taken to the "Decorations" menu of the inventory, where "Cornucopia" is in yellow text.
Task: Place the Cornucopia and Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
then:
System Message Come back the Monday before Thanksgiving to see how the turkey tale continues.
System Message Check in every day between Monday Nov. 24th and Sunday December 1st for limited time quests and special reward-a-roonies!

Thanksgiving Dinner Preparations!

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 25:
Sacagawea Lisa Can someone help me with side dishes while I start preparing the veggie-turkey?
Homer Veggie-turkey?! It can't be!
Homer Someone poke me with a fork and wake me from my meatless nightmare!
Sacagawea Lisa But you said you loved the one I made last year.
Homer I did, sweetie. But if you recall, I accidentally dropped my pieces in that disgusting butter bacon gravy...
Homer ...before it fell into that awful pot of bubbling beef lard.
Homer Mmmmghghg...
Task: Make Sacagawea Start Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner (8 hours, Simpson Home)
'Task: Make Homer Cry (10 minutes, Simpson Home)

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark on November 26:
Puritan Flanders There's nothing quite like authentic Puritan Thanksgiving cooking!
Puritan Flanders Unfortunately that's not what we're getting this year.
Sacagawea Lisa The authentic ship sailed a while ago when I became Sacagawea in Squanto times.
Puritan Flanders I suppose we'll get through this like Lewis and Clark got through their first winter in Plymouth.
Native American Spirit As the ghost of Squanto, I want to say I'm very confused.
Sacagawea Lisa Sorry. The holidays can be hectic. Take some veggie-turkey back to the spirit world with you?
Native American Spirit Pass.
Task: Make Sacagawea Lisa Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)
Puritan Flanders You know what Lisa! That healthy fake food isn't half bad!
Puritan Flanders Rod and Todd could use a heapin' helpin' themselves. Care to break vegan bread over at the Flanders' spread?
Sacagawea Lisa I'd love to!

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 27:
Homer I'm looking forward to eating a real Thanksgiving meal at your place this year, Stupid Flanders.
Homer And not scraping another one of Lisa's vegetarian feasts into Snowball II's litter box.
Puritan Flanders You must have missed the last bit of chit-chat I had with Lisa.
Puritan Flanders Your daughter did all my Thanksgiving food shopping this year.
Puritan Flanders It's gonna be lean and green.
Homer D'oh!
Homer I'm eating a healthy Thanksgiving again?!
Homer And the only real turkey there will be Flanders!
Task: Make Make Simpsons and Flanders Family Eat Thanksgiving Dinner (x10) (30 minutes, Flanders Home)
Message Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some leftovers!

Leftovers

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 28:
Sacagawea Lisa Looks like we have a lot of Thanksgiving leftovers.
Puritan Flanders Maybe we could roll the table outside and let the wild critters have at it.
Sacagawea Lisa I find it hard to believe an animal would eat anything my father passed on.
Sacagawea Lisa But let's give it a try.
Task: Make Sacagawea Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)

More Leftovers Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 29:
Homer I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I ate TOO much.
Homer Where can a guy buy a backup stomach?
Comic Book Guy Worst belly-ballooning ever!
Dr. Nick Hello, my chubby buddies! I have just the thing to help you out!
Homer Is it a cure?
Comic Book Guy Is it a crane?
Dr. Nick It's a clue! It's something you can build!
Task: Build Stomach Staples Center

More Leftovers Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Finally a Stomach Staples in Springfield! No more back alley rhinoplasty for me!
Task: Make Krusty Go to the Stomach Staple Center (16 hours, Stomach Staples Center)

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May I take your order?
Krusty Let's see...
Krusty I'll have the tummy-tuck combo, with a medium lypo and calf implants on the side.

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Would you like french thighs with that?
Krusty Since I'm trying to watch my figure, why not!

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1

When the player logs in on November 24:
Marge Homer, why do you look so worried?
Homer It's coming, Marge!
Homer It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!
Homer Black Friday is almost here!
Marge We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of.
Homer Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!
Homer If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday.
Homer I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday.
Task: Make Homer Hide in the Basement (2 hours, Simpson Home)

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2

When the player logs in on November 26:
Homer Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator.
Sacagawea Lisa What's the emergency?
Homer The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a “the biggest blow out of the year!”
Homer The TV said, "Everything must go!"
Homer We're "everything!!"
Sacagawea Lisa Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking.
Homer Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie.
Homer Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!
Task: Make Homer Fortify the Basement (4 hours, Simpson Home)

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3

When the player logs in on November 27:
Bart Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again.
Homer Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it.
Bart In that case, can I have a gun?
Homer Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends.
Homer Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Homer When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!
Task: Make Homer Prepare for Black Friday (6 hours, Simpson Home)

Heimlich Machine

Heimlich Machine Teaser

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Sacagawea Lisa Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.
Sacagawea Lisa Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.
Puritan Flanders UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!
Homer There's only two ways to get them out: pump or dump.
Homer I'd prefer “pump.” And luckily there's a Heimlich Machine to do just that.

They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!

Puritan Flanders The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.
Homer Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.
Puritan Flanders Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!
Puritan Flanders This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours, Heimlich Machine)

Jacqueline Bouvier quests

Jackie-O-Lantern

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.
Sacagawea Lisa It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.
Sacagawea Lisa I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.

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My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.
Sacagawea Lisa You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.

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A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.
Task: Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grampa Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Bart I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Grampa It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Bart I'll listen ‘cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Grampa So it all started back in the 1940's...
Task: Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story (1 day, 12 hours, Simpson Home)
Grampa And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life...
Bart Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Bart It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Grampa And you're still awake?
Grampa That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Bart Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Grampa There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Grampa Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?

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My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.

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I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…

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A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.

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Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (1 day, Benches)
Task: Make Grampa Find a Gift (1 day, Simpson Home)
Bart Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Grampa Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Grampa She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grampa Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Grampa ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Grampa Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--

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That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Grampa Who cares who it belongs to?
Grampa Will you go out with me?

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Get lost Gramps!
Grampa Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Homer Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Homer And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Grampa Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Homer Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)

Too Cheap for Call Display

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.

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He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...

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Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!

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I need to go out with that man!
Marge Match made!
Marge Bart, call Moe's and tell your father and grandfather the great news!
Bart Any excuse to call Moe and I'm on it!
Task: Make Bart Call Moe's Tavern (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Moe Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.
Bart I'm looking for an Emma Royd.
Moe Emma Royd?
Moe Anyone here seen an Emma Royd?
Moe Gotta find me an Emma Royd!
Moe If any of you bums got an Emma Royd on ya, point her out!
The Rich Texan Your bar stools are givin' me a heapin' helpin' of Emma Royds! Yee haw!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Grampa I most certainly do!
Grampa I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!

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A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Grampa Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!
Task: Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:

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That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Grampa Yep, best night of my life.
Grampa So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?

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I'd love to, Abe.

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Zzzzzz...
Grampa Zzzzzz...
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap (6 hours, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Grampa Take a Nap (6 hours, Benches)
Grampa I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

Tom Turkey!

Tom Turkey Presidential pardon means I'm free to go... I'm released into the wild.
Homer Not so fast turkey. I'm challenging the pardon in the courts.
Homer I suggest you get yourself a good turkey lawyer.
Tom Turkey This will not stand!!
Homer YOU will not stand...
Homer ...when I'm munching on your drumsticks!
Tom Turkey My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!


Two Minutes of Hate [episode tie-in quests]

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1

Requires Level 17.
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Homer What's a reed?
Lisa It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Homer Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Lisa Are you OK?
Homer I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Task: Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward Cash.png2, with Lisa, King Toot's)
After job start:
Lisa Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Homer The windows are all boarded up!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa What happened?
Homer I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Task: Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)
After job start:
Homer Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Moe Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Homer Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Moe Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Homer Can you elaborate more?
Moe I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Then this appears:

After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Lisa I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Lisa Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Homer But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Homer Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Lisa Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Homer Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Homer There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Lisa Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Lisa I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
Task: Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Lisa I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Bart I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
Task: Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Task: Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Homer This place is amazing!
Homer Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.
Homer I'm leaving now.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Homer They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Task: Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Homer WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Homer And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Homer But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Homer It was a premium item, after all.
Task: Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Homer There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Homer And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Homer Time to leave.
Otto Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Otto Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Homer So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Otto Exactly!
Homer Now that's what I call a good business plan.
Task: Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Homer Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Marge Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Homer Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Homer I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
Task: Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Task: Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Homer You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Homer Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Dr. Hibbert These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Dr. Hibbert They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Dr. Hibbert *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Task: Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Homer Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Homer The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer They'll never beat me in the church!
Lenny Beat him in the church!
Task: Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5) (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Homer Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Homer What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la
Task: Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Homer I feel great!
Marge You were in a coma for seven days!
Homer Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Homer Comas rule!
Marge *SOBS*
Homer Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Homer Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Marge *WORRIED NOISE*

Notifications

  • On November 22, 2014 at 12:04pm, this notification was pushed: "Rejoice! Thanksgiving is here with a special storyline, limited time items, and cranberry sauce in the shape of a can to kick off the Holidays!"

Other changes made

Sourced from: TSTOTopix - "What Changed with the Thanksgiving/Covercraft update?"
  • Four new character groups were added: Regular Male, Regular Female, Premium Male, and Premium Female. These are used to send groups of characters to various tasks in the "Covercraft" episode tie-in quests.
  • The sound file "HOMER_JOB-GOOD1.caf" (the "D'oh" sound) was changed from playing when Homer gets assigned a good job to a bad job.

November 21 update

  • The Mayflower is no longer limited-time, rectifying a chance made in the original update.

Sources/References