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| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[about Bart]'' That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes! |
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| − | :'''Stewardess''' [to Homer] | + | :'''Stewardess:''' ''[to Homer]'' Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks? |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Can I have both? |
| − | :'''Stewardess''' | + | :'''Stewardess:''' Of course, sir. |
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[watching {{w|Love Story (1970 film)|Love Story}} over Bart and Lisa's objections]'' Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up! |
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| − | :'''U.S. Customs Officer''' | + | :'''U.S. Customs Officer:''' Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers. |
| − | :'''Canada Customs Officer''' | + | :'''Canada Customs Officer:''' Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers. |
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| − | :'''Homer''': As the Bible says, to hell with that. | + | :'''Homer:''': As the Bible says, to hell with that. |
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| − | :'''Homer''' [to Bart | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[to Bart and Lisa]'' Fine, stay here and rot with Grandpa. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Grandpa Simpson]]:''' I'm only rotting on the right side! |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I'll right side you! |
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[to Marge]'' We're alone now. |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' You're never alone in this crap shack. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Why you little-- ''[smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart]'' |
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| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! ''[laughs]'' |
| − | :'''Airport security guard''' | + | :'''[[Airport security guard[[:''' The hell you are! ''[pulls out a shotgun]'' |
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| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy! |
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa''' At least I was planned! |
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge''' Stop it! No one was planned! |
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' And now my darling. It's finally time for a romance. But before the intercourse. The dinner course! ''[opens the tray revealing Bart and Lisa inside shocking him and Marge]'' |
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Busted! |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[to Homer and Marge]'' You guys lied to us! |
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[Homer and Marge back away into the bed]'' You probably did this how all time. This whole family build a tissue of lies and romance. |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Yeah! It's a tissue cover of blood and boogers! |
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' ''[fed up]'' Would you two just shut up?! Sure we lied. We lied so we can spend a single night as a married couple without worrying about you kids. |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[swings his arm]'' Those days are over. Give it up. |
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' ''[sighs sadly]'' You win kids. Just sleep her tonight and we'll all go back to Springfield tomorrow. |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Great! ''[to Lisa]'' What you want to play? |
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' How about the floor is made of lava? ''[she and Bart run around the room laughing leaving Homer and Marge looking depressed]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[sadly]'' All I want was a second Honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava. |
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- Marge: [about Bart] That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!
- Stewardess: [to Homer] Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
- Homer: Can I have both?
- Stewardess: Of course, sir.
- Homer: [watching Love Story over Bart and Lisa's objections] Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!
- U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
- Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
- Homer:: As the Bible says, to hell with that.
- Homer: [to Bart and Lisa] Fine, stay here and rot with Grandpa.
- Grandpa Simpson: I'm only rotting on the right side!
- Homer: I'll right side you!
- Homer: [to Marge] We're alone now.
- Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
- Homer: Why you little-- [smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart]
- Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! [laughs]
- [[Airport security guard[[: The hell you are! [pulls out a shotgun]
- Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
- Lisa At least I was planned!
- Marge Stop it! No one was planned!
- Homer: And now my darling. It's finally time for a romance. But before the intercourse. The dinner course! [opens the tray revealing Bart and Lisa inside shocking him and Marge]
- Lisa: Busted!
- Bart: [to Homer and Marge] You guys lied to us!
- Lisa: [Homer and Marge back away into the bed] You probably did this how all time. This whole family build a tissue of lies and romance.
- Bart: Yeah! It's a tissue cover of blood and boogers!
- Marge: [fed up] Would you two just shut up?! Sure we lied. We lied so we can spend a single night as a married couple without worrying about you kids.
- Bart: [swings his arm] Those days are over. Give it up.
- Marge: [sighs sadly] You win kids. Just sleep her tonight and we'll all go back to Springfield tomorrow.
- Bart: Great! [to Lisa] What you want to play?
- Lisa: How about the floor is made of lava? [she and Bart run around the room laughing leaving Homer and Marge looking depressed]
- Homer: [sadly] All I want was a second Honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava.
