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Template:Semi The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update is the The forty content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on January 16, 2014. It included two characters: Judge Snyder and Blue Haired Lawyer, two buildings: Court House and Springfield Grocery Store and four decorations: Lady Justice Statue, Khlav Kalash Stand, Greenpeace Boat and Knightboat.

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Level Up Message

The level up is message is spoken by Lindsay Naegle

Level Up Message

Characters

Image Name Unlock message Blue Haired Lawyer Judge Snyder

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Court House Judge Snyder 38 Springfield Grocery Store 24 hours 261,000 38

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Lady Justice Statue 4,500 38 Khlav Kalash Stand 760 21 Greenpeace Boat 1,300 21 Knightboat 40 15

Gameplay

Blue Haired Lawyer

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart! Mmm... Grey! Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water. Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping! I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno! THEN DON'T! The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 140 and 20 in reward. Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen. It's just like brain-freeze, dad. That doesn't sound right. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit? Were you just hiding in the bushes? Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court! Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes. No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash. That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity. Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity - Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes. See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck. The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward. So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for? Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon That's right, 30%! Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon ...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer. I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment. Krusty Buger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon French fries? No, cockroaches. The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger" and "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 140 and 20 in reward. A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems. I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me. What?! I heard that! You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract. Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Blast. Foiled by foil!

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up. People usually regret saying that to me. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole. WOO HOO!! Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon ...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and ban your head on the ground. D'oh! The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total 145 and 45 in reward. *thump* D'OH! What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters. No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels. Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it dosen't pickle, I don't serve it. Maybe it was a pickled pretzel? Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment. I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue. Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections? Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon This won't be the last you see of us! Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson. ... Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Your autograph. ... Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Just write your name. Can I sign with an X? The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 1,100 and 235 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's sexclamation mark I cannont believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At the full price. Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joing the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger hind a velvet rope. I'm sure Homer whould listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes. I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool. That's the spirit - we don't need him. There are plenty of fast slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM. Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day. The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make Apu Attend Negotiations", "Make Krusty Attend Negotiations", "Make Moe Attend Negotiations", "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations", and "Make Homer Attend Negotiations". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 1,060 and 260 in reward.

Level 38

Scandalous Spending Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way. I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum. Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone take care of? Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug. Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug? No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them. Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software. Sure think Mayor, I'll get right on it! The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cheif Wiggum Procrastinate". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward. This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up. ... Do something, you boring productive members of society! ... That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot! Three! Two! *BANG* Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty? We don’t have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts. And you’ve never looked better, Lou. If you need to use a computer, why don’t you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise. Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs. The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 2" which is to " Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total 235 and 45 in reward. All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner! Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger’s been posting from this very cafe. Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I’ll just scoot my chair over.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark Finally I’ve found a form of activism that doesn’t require participating in 5K’s ‚blogging! And all this publishing of Springfield’s shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can’t wait to buy new gloves! Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today? How about the Mayor’s private jet with the name ‚ ‘Mayor Force Fun’. Two puns in one name?! Shameless! The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 3" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 140 and 20 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 4

After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark Freeze, fatty! You’re under arrest. You can’t arrest me if you can’t catch me. But you didn’t go anywhere, You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be. The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total 450 and 100 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Alright, whistleblower. You’re under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder. But if you confess to the first two, we'll drop the murder charge. I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers. “Fair and speedy trial?” There’s no way that’s a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word. Actually Chief, it’s right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial. You don’t say! Huh, I’ve got a lot of families to apologize to. The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 5" which is to "Build Court House". The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 6

I’m here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we’ll wipe this whole business under the rug. Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it. I’d rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size! Speaking of hunger, it’s been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger? Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients. Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria. The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 6" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing", "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 1,360 and 310 in reward. Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court? Not guilty! Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job. After the task is complete. Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY. Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job. The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall. But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes! Due to your girth and wrist size, we’ll have to order a new extra large pillory from, Take a Chill Pill-ory. Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don’t currently have such a store. So you’re free to go. The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds! On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice. Worst‚ Victory‚ Ever!

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon My ratings are in a slump, and the network is threatening to replace me with one of the members of the Blue Man Group. I'm not sure which one, but nobody is. Why don't you follow in the footsteps of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite and uphold the highest standard of journalism? Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Little girl, you've given me a great idea. I should tell my security to not let little girls into the building. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I've got to get back to my roots - special interest pieces on the diverse and welcoming community that is Springfield. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Now time to find some nut job whose depressing tale I can peddle for profits. The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1" which is to "Make Brockman Find a Human Interest Piece". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon It seems someone forgot to sign out of this computer. But as a professional journalist, I'm above digging through someone's dirty laundry. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Note to self: return Monty Burns' dirty laundry before he grows suspicious. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Well, one click won't hurt!... AHHH! So many exotic photos of Chief Wiggum! Eew, the apple in his mouth was a poor choice. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Wait, what's this Super Snooper thing? *Gasp* Wiggum has been spying on the whole town.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon This 'spy' story could finally make me important enough to have a Wikipedia page that I didn't write. Or better yet, it could be used to spy me up an even better story! Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon That'll keep that blue man where he belongs - Vegas! And sometimes on tour! The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Snoop on Fellow Springfielders". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total 300 and 60 in reward.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon My job is saved thanks to all this government sanctioned dirt. Time for a tough choice. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Take the boring stupid high road and report on Chief Wiggum spying. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon OR take the totally awesome low road full of winners and report on gossip. The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Broadcast Internet Gossip as News". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total 325 and 65 in reward. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I'm happy to report tonight's edition of "Eye on Springfield" won its time slot, beating out both tone bars and OFF. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon And now the actual news of the world will be scrolled on screen faster than the human eye can read.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark By the pitchforks and torch-o-reenos, I'm guessing there's an angry mob forming. I'm so furios at Brockman for spilling all our secrets, I almost can't cook this ham. Oh who am I kidding, I can cook a ham anywhere, anytime. And I feel so ashamed that everyone knows that I'm not left handed. I'm ambidextrous... with a prefence for my left! *sob* Well, I suppose mob justice is the good book's preferred form of justice. Hand me that baseball bat. Finally! I knew I got a knife installed in this cane for a reason. BURN DOWN THE NEWS STATION! No! If we riot, think of all that extra news Brockman will get to report. We've got to handle this in a way no one will care about - a peaceful protest! The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4" which is to "Make Citizens Protest"(15x). It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 from each character in reward.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Shame on you, Brockman. Think of the children. And all their terrible secrets you uncovered. Now that I say it aloud, shouldn't we be alarmed that all of our children have terrible secrets? Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Bot no one was watching my show. You had backed me into a wall with your lack of interest and my poor performance. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon What other choice did I have? My numbers were down! My only sponsors were Consolidated Lint and political ads for inmate elections. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon So I used Police Chief Wiggum's snooping software to find gossip. Wiggum was spying on the town? We have a police chief? Can we please riot now? You know what? I'm going to not say no. The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5" which is to "Make Citizens Storm Police Station"(15x). It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 from each character in reward. Quimby! Help! Brockman told the town about the Super Snooper. And they're trying to break down the door! Luckily it's made of reinforced steel. No it's not. I misappropriated those funds for the "Council to Get Miss Springfield Some Jewelry" which I had to form that time I forget her birthday. But the whole town's out for MY blood! We're on the cusp of a revolution! Just yours? Not mine? Well, that's okay then. Call if you have a real emergency.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Mayor Quimby, I look like a pig and I sequeal like a pig. If I go down, I'm taking you with me. Twenty years of salary cuts and this is how you repay me? Fine! I'll win them back just like I do every year with a confusing speech, a winning smile, and counting dead people as voters. The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6" which is to "Make Quimby Give a Speech". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 from each character in reward. Listen up everyone. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the entire sequence of events that has lead up to this point. Oh yeah? What's that then?! I have no idea. Which is why I'm forming a non-partisan committee to look into this. It will be composed of cheerleaders from professional sports teams, and will meet at sea on my government-purchased yacht. Yar, finally a government body I can stand behind. After the task is complete. No, don't listen to him! He's just trying to divert our attention. Oh no, a precocious little girl. Every politician's worst nightmare. Time to bail! I er...think we can all agree that it was uh...all Wiggum's fault. Vote Quimby!

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Time to roast this pig at the stake! Any last words, Wiggum? I had a statement prepared, but I left the note cards in my police cut-offs. Stop! We can't stoop to his level and break the law ourselves. We should challenge Wiggum's heinous trespasses in court! Aw, nobody will let me use my pig-roasting spit - not the building association, not the health apartment, and now not even an angry mob. The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", "Make Citizens Attend Court Hearing" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and 4 hours and the player receives 100 and 10 from each character in reward. Now why did you all pull me out of my chambers? I was in the middle of a very impoerant nap. Chief Wiggum has publicly admitted to spying on the people of Springfield using a piece of dubious, government developed software. And...? Well, it's immoral, unethical, and unconscionable. None of those words are illegal. I'm not here to decide what's right or wrong. That's exactly what you're supposed to do. Man, maybe I'm notcut out for this. And maybe I should stop doubting myself aloud while in the midst of a case. Either way, NOT GUILTY! Now if you excuse me, I've got some soul searching to do...