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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Luckily, I’m a late bloomer.}} | {{TB|Luckily, I’m a late bloomer.}} | ||
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{{TB|All the Van Houten’s are late bloomers. It’s actually our family crest.}} | {{TB|All the Van Houten’s are late bloomers. It’s actually our family crest.}} | ||
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{{TB|My head hurts. The last thing I remember was arguing with your mother.}} | {{TB|My head hurts. The last thing I remember was arguing with your mother.}} | ||
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{{TB|Then I woke up in my old bachelor pad, locked in the trunk of my racecar bed.}} | {{TB|Then I woke up in my old bachelor pad, locked in the trunk of my racecar bed.}} | ||
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{{TB|Is this Springfield? What happened here?}} | {{TB|Is this Springfield? What happened here?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That’s a long story, but I can tell you all about it!}} | {{TB|That’s a long story, but I can tell you all about it!}} | ||
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{{TB|How about over dinner? Good ol’ dad’s gonna treat you to the finest restaurant in town! Let me check the change purse...}} | {{TB|How about over dinner? Good ol’ dad’s gonna treat you to the finest restaurant in town! Let me check the change purse...}} | ||
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{{TB|On second thought, how about the finest restaurant most recently shut down by the health department?}} | {{TB|On second thought, how about the finest restaurant most recently shut down by the health department?}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kirk Eat at Krusty Burger" and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|180}} and {{XP|30}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kirk Eat at Krusty Burger" and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|180}} and {{XP|30}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thanks, Dad — that was fun! Maybe we should make it a weekly thing?}} | {{TB|Thanks, Dad — that was fun! Maybe we should make it a weekly thing?}} | ||
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{{TB|Let’s not get our hopes up son. I am Kirk Van Houten after all — I may not always be rolling in so much spare change.}} | {{TB|Let’s not get our hopes up son. I am Kirk Van Houten after all — I may not always be rolling in so much spare change.}} | ||
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{{TB|But it’s a new Springfield and a new me! From now on, when I cry in the shower, it will be standing up!}} | {{TB|But it’s a new Springfield and a new me! From now on, when I cry in the shower, it will be standing up!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Kirk, I’m glad you’re back. Milhouse has been a real bad influence on Bart lately.}} | {{TB|Kirk, I’m glad you’re back. Milhouse has been a real bad influence on Bart lately.}} | ||
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{{TB|Milhouse is now the bad kid! My kid is really moving up in the world. Usually it’s Bart who needs to be reined in.}} | {{TB|Milhouse is now the bad kid! My kid is really moving up in the world. Usually it’s Bart who needs to be reined in.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You’ve been gone for 36 levels and you have the gall to give me parenting advice?}} | {{TB|You’ve been gone for 36 levels and you have the gall to give me parenting advice?}} | ||
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{{TB|36 levels? How many characters did they have to go through to get to me? Did they even have names?}} | {{TB|36 levels? How many characters did they have to go through to get to me? Did they even have names?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I thought you knew. I’m really sorry to be breaking the fourth wall like this. Frankly, it’s cheap storytelling.}} | {{TB|I thought you knew. I’m really sorry to be breaking the fourth wall like this. Frankly, it’s cheap storytelling.}} | ||
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{{TB|Cheap storytelling is all I deserve.}} | {{TB|Cheap storytelling is all I deserve.}} | ||
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{{TB|No, I’m the new Kirk and I’m not going to let this get to me.}} | {{TB|No, I’m the new Kirk and I’m not going to let this get to me.}} | ||
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{{TB|I’m fine with level 36. 36 was a good year — I had most of my hair at 36.}} | {{TB|I’m fine with level 36. 36 was a good year — I had most of my hair at 36.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You’re actually level 37...}} | {{TB|You’re actually level 37...}} | ||
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{{TB|I lost all of my hair at 37! They built an amusement park before bringing me back! Can you believe that, kid?}} | {{TB|I lost all of my hair at 37! They built an amusement park before bringing me back! Can you believe that, kid?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|There are just no job opportunities for a salt of the earth unsalted cracker man like myself.}} | {{TB|There are just no job opportunities for a salt of the earth unsalted cracker man like myself.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Maybe you should try something new?}} | {{TB|Maybe you should try something new?}} | ||
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{{TB|Wafers? Biscuits? Tortillas? Biscotti?}} | {{TB|Wafers? Biscuits? Tortillas? Biscotti?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Maybe you need to think a little bit more outside the box.}} | {{TB|Maybe you need to think a little bit more outside the box.}} | ||
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{{TB|But I already lost the company millions with Crackers in a Bag.}} | {{TB|But I already lost the company millions with Crackers in a Bag.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Why don’t you go out and look for something new? I’m sure you’ll be bringing home the bacon in no time.}} | {{TB|Why don’t you go out and look for something new? I’m sure you’ll be bringing home the bacon in no time.}} | ||
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{{TB|Bacon? Not on my budget.}} | {{TB|Bacon? Not on my budget.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Thaw Frozen Hotdogs in the Sink". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|375}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Thaw Frozen Hotdogs in the Sink". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|375}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|What am I doing? I was given a fresh start and already I’m eating expired partially thawed hot dogs.}} | {{TB|What am I doing? I was given a fresh start and already I’m eating expired partially thawed hot dogs.}} | ||
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{{TB|Luann will never take me back if I don’t turn myself around and get a job.}} | {{TB|Luann will never take me back if I don’t turn myself around and get a job.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Maybe you should talk to Reverend Lovejoy.}} | {{TB|Maybe you should talk to Reverend Lovejoy.}} | ||
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{{TB|Because he always offers sage advice to those in need?}} | {{TB|Because he always offers sage advice to those in need?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Reverend, I’m here because I have nowhere else to go.}} | {{TB|Reverend, I’m here because I have nowhere else to go.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I understand. Desperation is the number one reason why people turn to religion.}} | {{TB|I understand. Desperation is the number one reason why people turn to religion.}} | ||
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{{TB|Great, I’d like some money please.}} | {{TB|Great, I’d like some money please.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You can’t just ask for money.}} | {{TB|You can’t just ask for money.}} | ||
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{{TB|Isn’t that the point of the collection plate?}} | {{TB|Isn’t that the point of the collection plate?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> If I get you a job interview, will you promise to leave and never to come back?}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> If I get you a job interview, will you promise to leave and never to come back?}} | ||
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{{TB|At least the first part!}} | {{TB|At least the first part!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kirk Work at the School". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kirk Work at the School". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Why I bet you don’t know the first thing about being a groundskeeper?}} | {{TB|Why I bet you don’t know the first thing about being a groundskeeper?}} | ||
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{{TB|If someone vomits, clean it up.}} | {{TB|If someone vomits, clean it up.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Couldn’t you find an embarrassing soul-crushing job somewhere where everyone I know WOULDN’T see you?}} | {{TB|Couldn’t you find an embarrassing soul-crushing job somewhere where everyone I know WOULDN’T see you?}} | ||
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{{TB|Actually, it’s an unpaid internship. But I get to take home the uneaten taco shells every Taco Tuesday!}} | {{TB|Actually, it’s an unpaid internship. But I get to take home the uneaten taco shells every Taco Tuesday!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But if you’re not getting paid, why even take the job?}} | {{TB|But if you’re not getting paid, why even take the job?}} | ||
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{{TB|Because life is like a marriage… you just have to keep plugging away at it no matter how awful it is.}} | {{TB|Because life is like a marriage… you just have to keep plugging away at it no matter how awful it is.}} | ||
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{{TB|Besides, do you think a success story like Kent Brockman gets paid just to lie around all day?}} | {{TB|Besides, do you think a success story like Kent Brockman gets paid just to lie around all day?}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 5" which is to "Make Brockman Relax". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 5" which is to "Make Brockman Relax". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Well that certainly showed me. I really wish I could have it that easy.}} | {{TB|Well that certainly showed me. I really wish I could have it that easy.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Why can’t you?}} | {{TB|Why can’t you?}} | ||
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{{TB|There’s just nothing like that on my list of jobs.}} | {{TB|There’s just nothing like that on my list of jobs.}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Uh hey Principal Skinner. All these cleaning supplies are giving me a rash, and my health insurance turned out to be just a band-aid and a tic-tac.}} | {{TB|Uh hey Principal Skinner. All these cleaning supplies are giving me a rash, and my health insurance turned out to be just a band-aid and a tic-tac.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
{{TB|How much are we paying you?}} | {{TB|How much are we paying you?}} | ||
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{{TB|Nothing.}} | {{TB|Nothing.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh no, we can’t afford that. You’re fired, immediately.}} | {{TB|Oh no, we can’t afford that. You’re fired, immediately.}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh no, another failure. What am I going to do?}} | {{TB|Oh no, another failure. What am I going to do?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Van Houten, perhaps I can be of some help.}} | {{TB|Mr. Van Houten, perhaps I can be of some help.}} | ||
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{{TB|Marry Milhouse and give me one less mouth to feed?}} | {{TB|Marry Milhouse and give me one less mouth to feed?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Not in a thousand years. But there’s a job opening at the Springfield Library.}} | {{TB|Not in a thousand years. But there’s a job opening at the Springfield Library.}} | ||
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{{TB|What is it? CEO? CFO? Head Librarian?}} | {{TB|What is it? CEO? CFO? Head Librarian?}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 6" which is to "Make Kirk Work as a Library Door Monitor".|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 6" which is to "Make Kirk Work as a Library Door Monitor".|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Alright, vagrant. I’m placing you under arrest for loitering without a laptop or half-finished screenplay.}} | {{TB|Alright, vagrant. I’m placing you under arrest for loitering without a laptop or half-finished screenplay.}} | ||
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{{TB|But I’m not a vagrant or a hack writer! I work here!}} | {{TB|But I’m not a vagrant or a hack writer! I work here!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You see, an associate of mine has built some new condos, and it would please him greatly if someone were to help him in the sales department.}} | {{TB|You see, an associate of mine has built some new condos, and it would please him greatly if someone were to help him in the sales department.}} | ||
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{{TB|Like a real-estate agent?}} | {{TB|Like a real-estate agent?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Perhaps I could say you have no choice in the matter. That it’s either this or you sleep with the fishes.}} | {{TB|Perhaps I could say you have no choice in the matter. That it’s either this or you sleep with the fishes.}} | ||
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{{TB|That’s a choice.}} | {{TB|That’s a choice.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I can see why your wife divorced you.}} | {{TB|I can see why your wife divorced you.}} | ||
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{{TB|That was a low blow. Lucky for you, I respond well to being belittled. You’ve got yourself an employee.}} | {{TB|That was a low blow. Lucky for you, I respond well to being belittled. You’ve got yourself an employee.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 8" which is to "Make Kirk Advertise Condos". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 8" which is to "Make Kirk Advertise Condos". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hot dog! That’s some top notch standin’. You interested in graduatin’ up to the big leagues?}} | {{TB|Hot dog! That’s some top notch standin’. You interested in graduatin’ up to the big leagues?}} | ||
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{{TB|I’ll do anything to get out of being a human sign! What do you need?}} | {{TB|I’ll do anything to get out of being a human sign! What do you need?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|A human scarecrow. Them crows can smell failure a mile away.}} | {{TB|A human scarecrow. Them crows can smell failure a mile away.}} | ||
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{{TB|A job where failure’s a requirement? Everything’s coming up Kirk!}} | {{TB|A job where failure’s a requirement? Everything’s coming up Kirk!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Dad, I haven’t seen you in ages. Is it because you found a job?}} | {{TB|Dad, I haven’t seen you in ages. Is it because you found a job?}} | ||
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{{TB|I didn’t just find one job, I found several. Why work one job with benefits when you can work lots of jobs without any at all?}} | {{TB|I didn’t just find one job, I found several. Why work one job with benefits when you can work lots of jobs without any at all?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It’s the new American dream!}} | {{TB|It’s the new American dream!}} | ||
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{{TB|Great, want to go eat out at a restaurant to celebrate?}} | {{TB|Great, want to go eat out at a restaurant to celebrate?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh, Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.}} | {{TB|Oh, Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.}} | {{TB|You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.}} | ||
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{{TB|No so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter - crackers!}} | {{TB|No so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter - crackers!}} | ||
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{{TB|Can you make yourself dinner?}} | {{TB|Can you make yourself dinner?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.}} | {{TB|Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*Sigh*</nowiki> Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*Sigh*</nowiki> Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks.}} | ||
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{{TB|Hold on an I'll cook you something nutritious to eat.}} | {{TB|Hold on an I'll cook you something nutritious to eat.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse" and "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". It takes total 13 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|805}} and {{XP|186}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse" and "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". It takes total 13 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|805}} and {{XP|186}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Milhouse, sit down, I’ve got some big news to tell you.}} | {{TB|Milhouse, sit down, I’ve got some big news to tell you.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I can’t sit down. I’m only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.}} | {{TB|I can’t sit down. I’m only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.}} | ||
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{{TB|That is exactly the tomfoolery I won’t have time for when I’m running the cracker factory!}} | {{TB|That is exactly the tomfoolery I won’t have time for when I’m running the cracker factory!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|I became the new owner today!}} | {{TB|I became the new owner today!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?}} | {{TB|What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?}} | ||
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{{TB|My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.}} | {{TB|My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.}} | ||
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{{TB|Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.}} | {{TB|Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.}} | {{TB|Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.}} | {{TB|I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.}} | ||
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{{TB|No, I don’t want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories.}} | {{TB|No, I don’t want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So where are you going to network?}} | {{TB|So where are you going to network?}} | ||
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{{TB|At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.}} | {{TB|At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?}} | {{TB|Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?}} | ||
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{{TB|Well, they’re presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!}} | {{TB|Well, they’re presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3" which is to "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit" and "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". It takes 36 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1700}} and {{XP|385}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3" which is to "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit" and "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". It takes 36 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1700}} and {{XP|385}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.}} | {{TB|You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.}} | ||
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{{TB|I’ll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.}} | {{TB|I’ll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.}} | {{TB|Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|If your father’s so smart, then why didn’t he inherit a cracker factory?}} | {{TB|If your father’s so smart, then why didn’t he inherit a cracker factory?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I’m just worried about paying for all this stuff.}} | {{TB|I’m just worried about paying for all this stuff.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Don’t be. Because I’m going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!}} | {{TB|Don’t be. Because I’m going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4" which is to "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|52}} and {{XP|115}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4" which is to "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|52}} and {{XP|115}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?}} | {{TB|Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.}} | {{TB|No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Looks like we’ll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.}} | {{TB|Looks like we’ll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They’re both going to be disappointed.}} | {{TB|The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They’re both going to be disappointed.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.}} | {{TB|I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But I thought you said all the money was gone.}} | {{TB|But I thought you said all the money was gone.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Remember when mommy and daddy weren’t talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?}} | {{TB|Remember when mommy and daddy weren’t talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I was going to buy Lisa’s love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.}} | {{TB|I was going to buy Lisa’s love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Springfield’s Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory".|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Springfield’s Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory".|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.}} | {{TB|Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That’s great! Does this mean I get my money back?}} | {{TB|That’s great! Does this mean I get my money back?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.}} | {{TB|Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can’t be more than 80% cardboard.}} | {{TB|And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can’t be more than 80% cardboard.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Edna Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?}} | {{TB|The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you.}} | {{TB|Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973.}} | {{TB|Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Edna Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?}} | {{TB|You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!}} | {{TB|The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 2" which is to "Place a Fleet-A-Pita". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 2" which is to "Place a Fleet-A-Pita". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
{{TB|My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock.}} | {{TB|My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?}} | {{TB|Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing.}} | {{TB|We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up.}} | {{TB|Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 3" which is to "Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift" and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Pita at Fleet-A-Pita".|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 3" which is to "Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift" and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Pita at Fleet-A-Pita".|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Edna Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot.}} | {{TB|And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand!}} | {{TB|It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 4" which is to "Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas" and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita".|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 4" which is to "Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas" and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita".|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough.}} | {{TB|Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows.}} | {{TB|I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey Luann! All my years of hard work finally paid off, by not paying off at all. I’m getting free checks from the government!}} | {{TB|Hey Luann! All my years of hard work finally paid off, by not paying off at all. I’m getting free checks from the government!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} |
{{TB|I’m even thinking about buying back my molars from that pawnshop. Do YOU get paid to do nothing?}} | {{TB|I’m even thinking about buying back my molars from that pawnshop. Do YOU get paid to do nothing?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Basically, yes. Running a cracker factory is like being on unemployment, only with more money and fewer forms.}} | {{TB|Basically, yes. Running a cracker factory is like being on unemployment, only with more money and fewer forms.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} |
{{TB|Oh man, I’ve got to fill out one form every two weeks. Why can’t I win?}} | {{TB|Oh man, I’ve got to fill out one form every two weeks. Why can’t I win?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Because you’re a loser. You’re the only man I know with a World’s Second Best Dad mug.}} | {{TB|Because you’re a loser. You’re the only man I know with a World’s Second Best Dad mug.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} |
{{TB|Please give me back my job at the Cracker Factory. I’m not above begging. In fact, I’m well below it.}} | {{TB|Please give me back my job at the Cracker Factory. I’m not above begging. In fact, I’m well below it.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|So you want to come crawling back to crackers?}} | {{TB|So you want to come crawling back to crackers?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|Fine, I’ll hire you Kirk. But you’ll have to start at the beginning – as a cracker intern.}} | {{TB|Fine, I’ll hire you Kirk. But you’ll have to start at the beginning – as a cracker intern.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Kirk Work at the Cracker Factory". It takes total 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|795}} and {{XP|185}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Kirk Work at the Cracker Factory". It takes total 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|795}} and {{XP|185}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} |
{{TB|Long day at the factory. Turns out I only get two 15-minute breaks and both I’m required to spend working.}} | {{TB|Long day at the factory. Turns out I only get two 15-minute breaks and both I’m required to spend working.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} |
{{TB|And I’m pretty sure half of the employees are pairs of children wearing giant trench coats.}} | {{TB|And I’m pretty sure half of the employees are pairs of children wearing giant trench coats.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} |
{{TB|You better not report those kids – I mean stacked adults – to the government or else I’ll have you fired.}} | {{TB|You better not report those kids – I mean stacked adults – to the government or else I’ll have you fired.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} |
{{TB|I didn’t think it was possible, but you’ve ruined the magic of crackers. You don’t have to fire me — I quit.}} | {{TB|I didn’t think it was possible, but you’ve ruined the magic of crackers. You don’t have to fire me — I quit.}} | ||
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Revision as of 11:23, November 8, 2013
Template:Semi The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 37 content update is the The thirty-fifth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was bereleased on November 7, 2013. It included two characters, Kirk and Luann. Three buildings, Bachelor Arms Apartments, Cracker Factory, and Office of Unemployment and three decoration, the Southern Cracker Fountain, Golden Calf Idol, and Fleet-A-Pita Van.
Contents
- 1 Characters
- 2 Buildings
- 3 Decorations
- 4 Gameplay
- 4.1 Level 37 Gameplay
- 4.2 Luann
- 4.2.1 Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1
- 4.2.2 Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2
- 4.2.3 Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3
- 4.2.4 Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4
- 4.2.5 Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5
- 4.2.6 The Investorettes Pt. 1
- 4.2.7 The Investorettes Pt. 2
- 4.2.8 The Investorettes Pt. 3
- 4.2.9 The Investorettes Pt. 4
- 4.2.10 Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1
- 4.2.11 Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 2
- 4.2.12 Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 3
Characters
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Buildings
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Decorations
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Gameplay
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Level 37 Gameplay
Candy Day
Bachelor Arms
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Weekend Dad Pt. 1
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Weekend Dad Pt. 2
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Weekend Dad Pt. 3
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Weekend Dad Pt. 4
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Weekend Dad Pt. 5
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Weekend Dad Pt. 6
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Weekend Dad Pt. 7
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Weekend Dad Pt. 8
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Weekend Dad Pt. 9
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Weekend Dad Pt. 10
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Luann
Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1
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Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2
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Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3
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Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4
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Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5
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The Investorettes Pt. 1
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The Investorettes Pt. 2
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The Investorettes Pt. 3
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The Investorettes Pt. 4
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Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1
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Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 2
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Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 3
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