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− | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and i Told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you! | |
− | + | :'''[[Willie]]''': Och, Willie's got na time for such foolishness! There's a lawn here that need levellin! | |
− | + | :'''Sign''': Soon | |
− | + | :'''[[Willie]]''': Ah don' know why an let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females -- they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues! | |
− | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right! Look, here she comes! Kate, I'd like you to meet Willie he's the groundskepper here at my school.. | |
− | + | :'''[[Willie]] & [[Kate]]''': You. You're | |
+ | :'''[[Willie]]''': You're wearin' the tartan of the glengarry clan MacLoughlan ! | ||
+ | :'''[[Kate]]''': An' you're bearn the thrice-cursed colors of the hated Tullabaronnes! Why don't cha cry and surrender like yer can do at Edinburgh? | ||
+ | :'''[[Willie]]''': That's a flithy lie, ya bog-dwellin happy! | ||
+ | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Stop it you, stop it! | ||
+ | :'''[[Kate]]''': You win this round, rogue, but i'll be back wi proper sporran kickin boots, and then we'll see! | ||
+ | :'''[[Willie]]''': Wide betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf | ||
+ | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up! | ||
+ | :'''[[Willie]]''': Don' be daft, ya wee gru. Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! Sniff! | ||
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Revision as of 09:15, August 27, 2013
- Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and i Told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you!
- Willie: Och, Willie's got na time for such foolishness! There's a lawn here that need levellin!
- Sign: Soon
- Willie: Ah don' know why an let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females -- they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues!
- Lisa: Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right! Look, here she comes! Kate, I'd like you to meet Willie he's the groundskepper here at my school..
- Willie & Kate: You. You're
- Willie: You're wearin' the tartan of the glengarry clan MacLoughlan !
- Kate: An' you're bearn the thrice-cursed colors of the hated Tullabaronnes! Why don't cha cry and surrender like yer can do at Edinburgh?
- Willie: That's a flithy lie, ya bog-dwellin happy!
- Lisa: Stop it you, stop it!
- Kate: You win this round, rogue, but i'll be back wi proper sporran kickin boots, and then we'll see!
- Willie: Wide betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf
- Lisa: Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
- Willie: Don' be daft, ya wee gru. Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! Sniff!