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Homer the Heretic is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer the Heretic content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Homer the Heretic Intro So… I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious! Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast. You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right? Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out. Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you? I'd say, “It better be a darn good reward, ‘cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays.” Task: "Make Apu Teach About Karma". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Karma" (x100). Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy. I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now? That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come. Oh, so it's kind of like drinking. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Sunday Morning Homer

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop! Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning! Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul! And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma! Mom, it's Karma, not luck! Message Collect Karma from the Penny Fountain! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often! Task: "Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Rest on Saturday". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Karma" (x260). Message You've unlocked the "Greet Animal Friends" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer! Quest reward: 100 and 10 "Greet Animal Friends" animated job

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices? Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it. That's the only way God will know how much we love Him! Task: "Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Rest on Sunday". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Karma" (x460). If Rabbi Krustofsky is owned Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism? No thanks, not interested. But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it? I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Dad, I need a ride to band practice! Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh… And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus… Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners. Task: "Make Homer Celebrate All the Things". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Miss Band Practice". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Karma" (x700). Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone? Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel! Right… You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth. Message You've unlocked the "Dance in His Underwear" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer! Quest reward: 100 and 10 "Dance in His Underwear" animated job

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth. Well you could always just ask me. Oh, hey God. I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person. I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction. Task: "Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Karma" (x980). So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight? Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of Pokémon Go. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hamburger Heaven

Pt. 6

After completing Pt. 5 Homer! I've been looking for you! Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways. Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!! Good job, God. I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded. Task: "Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch? I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait ‘til you see what I have in store for driverless cars! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Cut-Glass Cathedral

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Pt. 1 Learn About Reincarnation Homer 4h Kwik-E-Mart 10, 45 Teach About Karma Apu Donate Bar Tips to Charity Moe Help the Elderly Bart Leave a Penny Then Take a Penny Kirk Turn Water Into Coffee Brother Faith 20, 70 Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield Pt. 2 Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse Marge 4h Simpson House 10, 45 Rest on Saturday Sunday Morning Homer Deliver Bart's Report Card Skinner Springfield Elementary Rake Leaves Willie Teach the Highway Code Selma Fail to Convince Lisa Brother Faith 20, 70 Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield Pt. 3 Give Up Worldly Possessions Ned 4h First Church of Springfield 10, 45 Rest on Sunday Sunday Morning Homer Live in Fear of God Snake Scare Churchgoers With God's Wrath Rev. Lovejoy Prepare for Apocalypse Chalmers Preach With Song and Dance Brother Faith 20, 70 Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady Pt. 4 Celebrate All the Things Sunday Morning Homer 4h Simpson House 10, 45 Miss Band Practice Lisa Supply Celebrations with Food Krusty Supply Celebrations with Moonshine Cletus Enjoy Celebrations Too Much Paris Texan Promote Christian Celebrations Brother Faith 20, 70 Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield Pt. 5 Try to Measure God's Mass Lisa 4h Springfield Elementary 10, 45 Burn Obsolete Science Books Skinner Take a 9 to 5 Prayer Break Sunday Morning Homer Promote Sci-Fi Religions Comic Book Guy Prepare for Robot Instated Religions Martin Form an Atheism Group Database Get Creative with the Truth Brother Faith 20, 70 Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield