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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello

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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 7
Update: Homer the Heretic
Required characters: Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty
Next quest(s): Play Chess

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer the Heretic content update. It requires Rabbi Krustofsky to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
Rabbi Krustofsky Hello, Krusty.
Krusty - Surprised AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rabbi Krustofsky No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
Krusty Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.
Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield, requires Krusty, and takes 4 hours.
Rabbi Krustofsky So, do you want to know what death feels like?
Krusty I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
Rabbi Krustofsky So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
Krusty The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
Rabbi Krustofsky - Annoyed Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?
French Waiter Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
French Waiter One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!
Task: "Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
Krusty - Happy Thank God it's Friday!
Rabbi Krustofsky I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?
Krusty Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...
Krusty And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.
Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Get Bottle Service". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
Rabbi Krustofsky There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
Krusty Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.
Rabbi Krustofsky - Happy How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
Rabbi Krustofsky Playboy from December 1984?
Krusty - Happy Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!
Task: "Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
Rabbi Krustofsky - Happy SURPRISE!!!!!!
Krusty - Surprised A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.
Rabbi Krustofsky This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
Krusty - Confused But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
Rabbi Krustofsky Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
Abraham Lincoln - Shades A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!
Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
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