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| The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It requires the Ski Lift to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Hey, the ski lift is up and running. Time to zip into my aerodynamic ski suit and ascend unto the heavens.
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It's a tight fit, tighter than a halo on a fat angel. Gotta bend, stretch, and wiggle my behind to get into it.
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But once I'm in, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
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Wonder who I'm saying all this stuff too.
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| Task: "Make Ned Wiggle Into His Ski Suit". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Oh, why do I have to peek in through Flanders' windows?
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Stupid sexy Flanders.
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| Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Invade Homer's Dreams". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark
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Alright, off to ski some virgin powder.
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After I marry it, of course.
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Ned! The Lady's Bible Study Group needs your help.
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What can I do for you, pray-boreenos?
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Our only bible has fallen through a crack in the floor. Can you bend way over to get it out?
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Don't worry if you have to wriggle a lot to do it.
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Lucky I'm wearing this incredibly flexible suit.
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It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!
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It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
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It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
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It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Search for a Bible". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Church Ladies Ogle Flanders" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 2 hours.
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Well, that was a struggle. Almost like someone was down under the floor trying to fight me for the good book.
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Of course not. Trust me, we'd know. We all got a fantastic look.
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Next time it's someone else's turn down under here.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Ogle Flanders" task are:
Pt. 4
| After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark
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Now to hit some extreme skiing pistes.
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Can't believe I said “piste”. It's French, and that's not even the worst thing about it.
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Mr. Flanders! Could I get some help changing the tire on Mr. Burns car?
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Okily-tirejack-strokily. Lucky I'm wearing this ski suit, because there's going to be a lot of bending over and straining and heaving.
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Yes. Feels like you're wearing nothing at all.
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Task: "Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor".
Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Change a Tire". The job takes place at Burns Manor, requires Smithers, and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark:
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What a lot of delays in getting to the ski slopes.
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Ned, I hope you don't feel you've been rather… looked over.
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No, I'm no Pontius Pilate when it comes to people admiring the results of my pilates.
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My bod is made by God, and there's no burning bush if people want to look at my tush.
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Good rhyming. Maybe you should go skiing now.
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| Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Catch the Ski Lift". The job takes place at the Ski Lift and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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