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The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders

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The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Winter 2014
Requirement(s): myPad
Ski Lift
Required characters: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Optional characters: See Pt. 3

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It requires the Ski Lift to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Hey, the ski lift is up and running. Time to zip into my aerodynamic ski suit and ascend unto the heavens.
Ned It's a tight fit, tighter than a halo on a fat angel. Gotta bend, stretch, and wiggle my behind to get into it.
Ned But once I'm in, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Ned Wonder who I'm saying all this stuff too.
Task: "Make Ned Wiggle Into His Ski Suit". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Scared Oh, why do I have to peek in through Flanders' windows?
Homer - Angry Stupid sexy Flanders.
Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Invade Homer's Dreams". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark
Stupid Sexy Flanders Alright, off to ski some virgin powder.
Stupid Sexy Flanders After I marry it, of course.
Helen Lovejoy Ned! The Lady's Bible Study Group needs your help.
Stupid Sexy Flanders What can I do for you, pray-boreenos?
Bernice Hibbert Our only bible has fallen through a crack in the floor. Can you bend way over to get it out?
Luann Don't worry if you have to wriggle a lot to do it.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Lucky I'm wearing this incredibly flexible suit.
Stupid Sexy Flanders It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Luann It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Bernice Hibbert It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Helen Lovejoy It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Search for a Bible". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Church Ladies Ogle Flanders" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 2 hours.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Well, that was a struggle. Almost like someone was down under the floor trying to fight me for the good book.
Helen Lovejoy Of course not. Trust me, we'd know. We all got a fantastic look.
Lindsey Naegle Next time it's someone else's turn down under here.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Characters that can do the "Ogle Flanders" task are:

Selma, Maude, Miss Hoover, Mrs. Krabappel, Marge, Agnes, Luann, Bernice Hibbert

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark
Stupid Sexy Flanders Now to hit some extreme skiing pistes.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Can't believe I said "piste". It's French, and that's not even the worst thing about it.
Smithers Mr. Flanders! Could I get some help changing the tire on Mr. Burns car?
Stupid Sexy Flanders Okily-tirejack-strokily. Lucky I'm wearing this ski suit, because there's going to be a lot of bending over and straining and heaving.
Smithers - Dreamy Yes. Feels like you're wearing nothing at all.
Task: "Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor".
Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Change a Tire". The job takes place at Burns Manor, requires Smithers, and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark:
Stupid Sexy Flanders What a lot of delays in getting to the ski slopes.
Marge Ned, I hope you don't feel you've been rather... looked over.
Stupid Sexy Flanders No, I'm no Pontius Pilate when it comes to people admiring the results of my pilates.
Stupid Sexy Flanders My bod is made by God, and there's no burning bush if people want to look at my tush.
Marge Good rhyming. Maybe you should go skiing now.
Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Catch the Ski Lift". The job takes place at the Ski Lift and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20