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The Princess Nerd

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The Princess Nerd
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Winter 2014
Required characters: Ice Princess Martin, Bart, Milhouse, Lisa
Previous quest(s): Fun At Your Expense

The Princess Nerd is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It requires Ice Princess Martin to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
Ice Princess Martin - Happy Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa - Embarrassed But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
Ice Princess Martin - Sad I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin - Happy I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away"
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
If the Ice Palace is not owned
Message Will Ice Princess Martin really be able to get over his disappointment? Check out the Ice Palace to find out, available for a limited time!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Original dialogue[edit]

The original dialogue for Pt. 1 is as follows:

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
Ice Princess Martin - Happy Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode.
Ice Princess Martin Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.
Lisa - Annoyed Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.
Ice Princess Martin Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?
Ice Princess Martin - Happy I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa - Embarrassed Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.
Lisa - Happy And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.
Ice Princess Martin - Sad I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
Message What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

Requires the Ice Palace to be obtained
After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
Lisa - Shocked What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
Ice Princess Martin - Happy It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
Ice Princess Martin And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
Lisa - Happy It's catchy.
Ice Princess Martin Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
Ice Princess Martin - Sad Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
Ice Princess Martin I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
Ice Princess Martin I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on His Dress". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
Bart - Rolling Eyes Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.
Milhouse Not to mention his man-tiara.
Nelson - Angry It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.
Nelson - Grim We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading "Betty and Veronica" comics.
Nelson - Grim No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.
Bart - Sneaky We always pick him last anyway.
Nelson - Angry Not good enough!
Task: "Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
Nelson - Sad Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy.
Bart - Rolling Eyes "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away..." Where have I heard that before?
Lisa - Shouting Nowhere!
Milhouse Well all I know is, a song about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure...
Milhouse Is awesome!
Bart I love it too!
Nelson - Sad All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.
Bart Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?
Ice Princess Martin - Happy Of course, my good friends!
Ice Princess Martin Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Say, Martin, which way is the bathroom?
Ice Princess Martin Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Shocked Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!
Lisa - Alarmed So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!
Ice Princess Martin That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!
Nelson - Sad I want to... but I'm not confident I can.
Milhouse - Sad Me neither.
Bart - Sad Damn it! We all lack confidence.
Ice Princess Martin - Happy When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Sing his Cares Away". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.
Ice Princess Martin Throw stuff out the windows at them!
Lisa - Shouting Throw playdate trash!
Milhouse Throw ice balls!
Nelson - Angry Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!
Bart - Surprised Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
Bart Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.
Ice Princess Martin - Happy It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.
Nelson - Sad You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind... I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume.
Ice Princess Martin Okay with me, but so is Bart.
Bart And Milhouse.
Lisa - Deadpan Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.
Lisa - Happy So, shall we play tea party?
Milhouse Nah, we're playing "GUT SPEW", the new super-violent first-person shooter.
Bart In our dresses.
Lisa - Deadpan *sigh* Well, it's a start.
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20