Best New Year's Day Ever

Best New Year's Day Ever

Tapped Out Quest Information

Best New Year's Day Ever is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

When the player logs in on January 1
	Woohoo! New Year's Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.
	What? It's still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.
	It's time to tell you people in charge what I think!
	You're a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--
Task: "Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
Quest reward: 2 and 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!
	I don't even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!
	And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--
Task: "Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
Quest reward: 2 and 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Fine. I get it. I'll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.
Task: "Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge" (x3). The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
Quest reward: 6 and 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?
	I couldn't even drink it because it was frozen. That's insult to injury.
	Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.
Task: "Make Homer Play a Trashy Reality Star's Dress-up Game". The job takes 5 minutes.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.
	But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I'll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.
	This is the only way I'll feel validated as a woman.
	Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.
Task: "Make Homer Play The Simpsons: Tapped Out on his myPad". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out Winter 2014 quests

Part 1
Bad to the Bone • Christmas Float • First Ever Christmas Tree • Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts • Frosty the Hitman • Ghost of Christmas Past • Green is Good. Green Works • Jingle Bell Wreck • Our Home and Nativity Land • Pixie Plight • A Punch Below the Bell • Redirecting Feds • Santa's List • Taking the Plunge • This God Brought to You By...
Part 2
All Sequels Aren't Equal • Annual Gift Man • Best New Year's Day Ever • Better One's Elf • Caboose on the Loose • Christmas Was Here • Dr. No-el • Elf Bottler • New Year's Eve • The North Pole • O Cannonbaum • Project After-Party • Tropical Island Nofari • A Very Brewery Christmas
	Stupid Sexy Flanders	The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders
	King Winter	Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart
	Zutroy	Who Wants to be a Billionaire
	Ice Princess Martin	The Princess Nerd
	Little Helper Ralph	Special Helper
	Giuseppe	The Italian Grenadessance!