| Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It requires King Winter to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Typical. A new guy moves into town and builds his cave right on the limits of the property line.
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It's the cave of King Winter, the evil troll who every Christmas feasts on his own children!
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Well, my first thought is disapproval, but I am open to learning alternate methods of parenting.
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Can't you feel the evil emanating from that man's cave?
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Man cave, eh? Wonder if he gets the Football Channel.
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| Task: "Make Homer Explore King Winter's Cave". The job takes place at King Winter's Cave and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on King Winter's exclamation mark
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Who dares enter the dark realm of the Winter King?!
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A fat American and his defenseless daughter!
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You don't belong in Springfield, King Winter.
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Yeah, this is a family town where overweight kids are allowed outside alone all times of the day and night.
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Look, I have a bad reputation from that TV documentary about me, but I'm trying to put it all behind me.
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I mean, do you know what it's like to feel the blood of your own children in your own beard?
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No, but I've imagined it many times.
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Here, I've got a brand new gaming console. Play some games while I make cocoa, and I'll explain everything.
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Task: "Make King Winter Make Cocoa". The job takes place at King Winter's Cave and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Play Video Games in King Winter's Cave". The job takes place at King Winter's Cave and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Play Video Games in King Winter's Cave". The job takes place at King Winter's Cave and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Winter's exclamation mark
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It's been so many years since that regrettable incident with the children. All that time I've been alone and lonely.
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So I'm looking for a wife.
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What kind of a wife?
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Well, she should want a lot of children but she shouldn't get very attached to them.
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What you want is a public school teacher. I'll set you up with Miss Hoover.
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Wonderful! I will reward you with anything within my power as Winter King.
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Icy slush in someone's shoes. A dead car battery. A snot icicle.
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Your target's name is Flanders. Have no mercy.
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| Task: "Make King Winter Annoy Flanders". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Winter's exclamation mark
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Homer, I have a date with Miss Hoover tonight, but I'm nervous.
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I've been out of the dating game so long. I don't know what modern women like.
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Did you get Miss Hoover some flowers?
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Yes, a bouquet of gray asphodel blasted by chilling frost.
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Uh huh. Where are you going to take her?
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Bowling.
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Sounds good.
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Bowling boulders at helpless villagers before I steal their children.
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That's bad, isn't it? Bro, you gotta give me some tips.
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Dad, how could you help an evil troll like King Winter improve his dating life?
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I don't feel good about it, but he invoked the bonds of bro-hood.
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Besides, having a wife who'd clean up his awesome man cave is the worst punishment of all.
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Task: "Reach Level 16 and Build the Guilded Truffle".
Task: "Make King Winter Go on a Date". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Winter's exclamation mark
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So King Winter, how'd the date with Miss Hoover go?
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Although I disapprove, if there's going to be a wedding I call dibs on flower girl.
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Oh, there'll be no wedding. Although she was totally delicious.
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Those bones you're gnawing on... you mean you...
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Oh relax, they're from the barbecue joint. I can't marry your teacher. She hates kids so much even I think it's creepy.
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| Task: "Make King Winter Gnaw on Some Baby Back Ribs". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 1:
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MUAHAHAHA! From the poorly edited scenes of a long forgotten straight to video movie, I rise back to life!
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I don't mean to sound racist or anything... but who are you? And why are you blue?
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Hang on a minute, I'm not here to munch on your offspring. I just need a safe place to chill out a while! ...pardon the pun.
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Will you listen to my tale before this escalates any further? Pretty please with with non-human-derived sugar on top?
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Sugar, you say? You've got my attention...
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The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 2:
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I'm glad you're just a horribly disfigured homeless guy with a portable cave. That's way less weird than being a cannibal.
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I know, right?
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Say, since we're all chummy now, would you care to join me for a beer at Moe's?
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I'd be honored Homer!
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Hmm... beer at Moe's or the cold empty cave of a homeless blue guy...
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Wow, that's one neat looking place you've got here!
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Thanks Homer. It's simple, but it's home.
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Say, is that a giant fire pit filled with tiny human bones?
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Yup, all original stone work too!
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Wow! And what's all that rope for?
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...
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Oh.
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Now, remember your promise Homer.
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Either you bring me a child to eat or the unpublished novel on the USB key I found in your pocket gets it.
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Come on! I can't go around kidnapping kids just so you can eat them! That's wrong! And immoral!
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Alright! I'll do it in the name of art!
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The world must not be robbed of the ultimate James Bont sequel.
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The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 3:
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Oh Lisa, I'm faced with a terrible choice. Either I find King Winter a child to eat, or my unpublished novel remains unpublished.
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How is this actually a choice?
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Every one of its twenty pages is more precious to me than Bart!
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Perhaps we can mend King Winter's cannibalistic ways.
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You invite King Winter over for a meal and I'll prepare a dinner party the likes of which he'll never forget...
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| Task: "Make Homer Invite King Winter for Dinner".
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The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 4:
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Did King Winter agree to come to our dinner party?
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Yes. He seemed excited.
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No, it's Uter. Anyway, everything is ready.
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If all goes well, we'll wine and dine him, and when he's decided he loves every bite, we'll reveal it's all a vegetarian ruse!
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If this doesn't work we'll die right after a highly unsatisfactory meal! Even death row serves meat.
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Don't be so dramatic dad. If he doesn't like the dinner I've still got a chocolate cake full of sleeping pills.
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Wait a minute... where did my cake go? Dad?!
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Zzz.... Zzz....
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What is this? Are you sure this is the flesh of a fat german child?
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Uhh... Yup. Definitely. Butchered him myself. With tools ... and such.
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Why the heck is it orange?
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Uh... He had a thing for tanning salons.
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Something's not right here. The texture's all wrong.
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Haha, yeah, you know those crazy Germans. You'd be the same if you ate nothing but sauerkraut and pumpernickel.
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ell, that was officially the most disgusting meal I've ever had.
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I'm so dissatisfied, I'm not even going to go through my plan to have you both for dessert.
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I'm glad to hear it... I think.
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Sob This dinner didn't go according to plan at ALL!
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You were supposed to love all this vegetarian food and turn into a vegan!
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GASP You tricked me!
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Yes we did. We tricked you with vegetables, like we trick EVERYONE who comes to dinner since Lisa became a meat hater.
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