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Song Information
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"A Fish Called Selma (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-seventh track on the album and consists of the songs "Troy Chic", "Stop the Planet of the Apes", "Dr. Zaius" and "Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z" from the episode "A Fish Called Selma".
Contents
Lyrics[edit]
Troy Chic[edit]
- [phone rings]
- MacArthur Parker:
- Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of "Planet of the Apes?"
- Troy McClure:
- Uh... the movie or the planet?
- MacArthur Parker:
- The brand-new multi-million-dollar musical. And you are starring as -- the human.
- Troy McClure:
- It's the part I was born to play, baby!
Stop the Planet of the Apes[edit]
- Chimpanzee 1:
- Help, the human's about to escape!
- Troy:
- Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
- Chimpanzee 2:
- [gasps] He can talk!
- Orangutans:
- He can talk! He can talk!
- He can talk! He can talk!
- He can talk! He can talk!
- Troy:
- I can siiiiiiiing!
Dr. Zaius[edit]
- Chimp Nurse:
- Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Troy:
- What's wrong with me?
- Dr. Zaius:
- I think you're crazy.
- Troy:
- Want a second opinion.
- Dr. Zaius:
- You're also lazy.
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Troy:
- Can I play the piano anymore?
- Dr. Zaius:
- Of course you can.
- Troy:
- Well, I couldn't before.
- [plays the piano]
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Bart:
- This play has everything.
- Homer:
- Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.
Chimpan A to Chimpan Z[edit]
- Troy:
- I hate every ape I see
- From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
- No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
- Oh, my God, I was wrong,
- It was Earth all along.
- You finally made a monkey...
- Apes:
- Yes we finally made a monkey...
- Troy and Apes:
- Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
- Troy:
- I love you, Dr. Zaius!
- [applause]
- Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!
- Selma:
- Oh.
- Homer:
- Down in front!
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.
Appearances[edit]
