Difference between revisions of "The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes"
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:''[When [[Marge]] suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life]'' | :''[When [[Marge]] suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Candy Ball}} I think you should get rid of ''her''. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe ''you're'' right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[looking at a children's book]'' ''The Bear Went Over The Mountain''?! | |
:''[looks at another]'' | :''[looks at another]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''The Berenstain Bears''! Ah! Ah! | |
:''[sighs in relief as he looks at another]'' | :''[sighs in relief as he looks at another]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}}Goldilocks. | |
:''[sees the rest of the title]'' | :''[sees the rest of the title]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}}And the three bears! | |
:''[He flees in a panic]'' | :''[He flees in a panic]'' | ||
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:''[After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines]'' | :''[After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur. | |
:''[He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face]'' | :''[He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} All right, all right, I'm still thinking! ''[gasps, gets an idea]'' They're looking for a ''male'' bear, right...? | |
:''[pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand]'' | :''[pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create! | |
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:''[Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear]" | :''[Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear]" | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grant Connor|Grant]]}} "... Unless we take him down!" ''[cocks shotgun]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} "Yeah, all the way down." ''[cocks shotgun]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grant}} "What you said didn't really add much." ''[cocks shotgun]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} "I know. I just wanted to belong." ''[cocks shotgun]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grant}} "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." ''[cocks shotgun]'' | |
:''[The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns]'' | :''[The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns]'' | ||
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- [When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life]
- Candy Ball: I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!
- Homer: Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!
- Homer: [looking at a children's book] The Bear Went Over The Mountain?!
- [looks at another]
- Homer: The Berenstain Bears! Ah! Ah!
- [sighs in relief as he looks at another]
- Homer:Goldilocks.
- [sees the rest of the title]
- Homer:And the three bears!
- [He flees in a panic]
- [After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines]
- Homer: Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur.
- [He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face]
- Homer: All right, all right, I'm still thinking! [gasps, gets an idea] They're looking for a male bear, right...?
- [pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand]
- Homer: Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!
- [Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear]"
- Grant: "... Unless we take him down!" [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: "Yeah, all the way down." [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: "What you said didn't really add much." [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: "I know. I just wanted to belong." [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." [cocks shotgun]
- [The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns]
