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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[walking funny]'' I used to walk like this until my tendons snapped. They heard it in [[Shelbyville]]. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm Elvis! Elvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, how could you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Because he's the kind who kisses and leaves you! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Men are dogs, the worse we treat you, the more you want us. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's not what dogs do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Lisa said, "Dog doo!" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Let me get this straight. When you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it? That's cool! Or is it lame? I guess I'll go with lame. You're lame! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why, because I've only kissed one girl in my whole life? That's still one more than you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I've kissed 3 girls. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[crying]'' I'm so lame! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[while playing "Spin the Bottle"]'' Round and round the bottle twirls, I hope it stops on one of the girls. ''[the bottle lands on [[Sherri and Terri's cousin]]]'' I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You won't be kissing anyone for a while. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, that stinks, but I'll still get to kiss you, right? | |
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- Marge: [walking funny] I used to walk like this until my tendons snapped. They heard it in Shelbyville.
- Homer: I'm Elvis! Elvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.
- Bart: Men are dogs, the worse we treat you, the more you want us.
- Lisa: That's not what dogs do.
- Bart: Lisa said, "Dog doo!"
- Bart: Let me get this straight. When you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it? That's cool! Or is it lame? I guess I'll go with lame. You're lame!
- Homer: Why, because I've only kissed one girl in my whole life? That's still one more than you.
- Bart: I've kissed 3 girls.
- Homer: [crying] I'm so lame!
- Milhouse: [while playing "Spin the Bottle"] Round and round the bottle twirls, I hope it stops on one of the girls. [the bottle lands on Sherri and Terri's cousin] I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine.
- Marge: You won't be kissing anyone for a while.
- Homer: Well, that stinks, but I'll still get to kiss you, right?
