Difference between revisions of "The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes"
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| − | :'' | + | :''[When [[Marge]] suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life]'' |
:'''Candy Ball:''' "I think you should get rid of ''her''. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!" | :'''Candy Ball:''' "I think you should get rid of ''her''. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!" | ||
| − | :'''Homer:''' "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe ''you're'' right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!" | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe ''you're'' right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!" |
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| − | :'''Homer:''' '' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[looking at a children's book]'' "''The Bear Went Over The Mountain''?!" |
| − | :'' | + | :''[looks at another]'' |
| − | :'''Homer:'''"'The Berenstain Bears | + | :'''Homer:''' "''The Berenstain Bears''! Ah! Ah!" |
| − | :'' | + | :''[sighs in relief as he looks at another]'' |
:'''Homer:'''"Goldilocks." | :'''Homer:'''"Goldilocks." | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[sees the rest of the title'' |
| − | :'''Homer:'''" | + | :'''Homer:'''"And the three bears!" |
| − | :'' | + | :''[He flees in a panic]'' |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines]'' |
:'''Homer:''' "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur." | :'''Homer:''' "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur." | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face]'' |
| − | :'''Homer:''' "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" | + | :'''Homer:''' "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" ''[gasps, gets an idea]'' "They're looking for a ''male'' bear, right...?" |
| − | :'' | + | :''[pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand]'' |
| − | :'''Homer:''' Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create! | + | :'''Homer:''' "Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!" |
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| − | :'''Grant:''' "... Unless we take him down!" '' | + | :''[Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear]" |
| − | :'''Cletus:''' "Yeah, all the way down." '' | + | :'''[[Grant Connor|Grant]]:''' "... Unless we take him down!" ''[cocks shotgun]'' |
| − | :'''Grant:''' "What you said didn't really add much." '' | + | :'''[[Cletus]]:''' "Yeah, all the way down." ''[cocks shotgun]'' |
| − | :'''Cletus:''' "I know. I just wanted to belong." '' | + | :'''Grant:''' "What you said didn't really add much." ''[cocks shotgun]'' |
| − | :'''Grant:''' "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." '' | + | :'''Cletus:''' "I know. I just wanted to belong." ''[cocks shotgun]'' |
| − | '' | + | :'''Grant:''' "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." ''[cocks shotgun]'' |
| + | :''[The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns]'' | ||
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- [When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life]
- Candy Ball: "I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!"
- Homer: "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!"
- Homer: [looking at a children's book] "The Bear Went Over The Mountain?!"
- [looks at another]
- Homer: "The Berenstain Bears! Ah! Ah!"
- [sighs in relief as he looks at another]
- Homer:"Goldilocks."
- [sees the rest of the title
- Homer:"And the three bears!"
- [He flees in a panic]
- [After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines]
- Homer: "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur."
- [He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face]
- Homer: "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" [gasps, gets an idea] "They're looking for a male bear, right...?"
- [pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand]
- Homer: "Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!"
- [Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear]"
- Grant: "... Unless we take him down!" [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: "Yeah, all the way down." [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: "What you said didn't really add much." [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: "I know. I just wanted to belong." [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." [cocks shotgun]
- [The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns]
