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| − | + | {{qf|Mel Gibson}} I'm getting too old for this crap. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} How old ARE you, anyway? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mel Gibson}} Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to -- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sheesh, sorry I asked. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm proud of you dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air and to protect the Earth's supply of…you're faking this to get the gift, aren't you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I like the nice things you said about me. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Gibson}} Come on, Homer; let's just give them the stupid movie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gibson}} That really wasn't my intention . . . | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It's true, he does! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gibson}} Movies really mean that much to you, Homer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family. No offense! | |
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- Mel Gibson: I'm getting too old for this crap.
- Homer: How old ARE you, anyway?
- Mel Gibson: Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to --
- Homer: Sheesh, sorry I asked.
- Lisa: I'm proud of you dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air and to protect the Earth's supply of…you're faking this to get the gift, aren't you?
- Homer: But I like the nice things you said about me.
- Gibson: Come on, Homer; let's just give them the stupid movie!
- Homer: Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny!
- Gibson: That really wasn't my intention . . .
- Homer: And before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time!
- Marge: It's true, he does!
- Gibson: Movies really mean that much to you, Homer?
- Homer: They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family. No offense!
