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Revision as of 05:47, August 31, 2012
- Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!
- Stewardess [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
- Homer: Can I have both?
- Stewardess: Of course, sir.
- Homer: Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!
- U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
- Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
- Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.
- Homer [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
- Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
- Homer: I'll right side you!
- Homer (to Marge): We're alone now.
- Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
- Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)
- Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
- Airport security guard: The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)
- Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
- Lisa: At least I was planned!
- Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!