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Planet of Escapes is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update Hey Milhouse, get over here now! Yes, master... I mean Bart. You were right the first time. C'mon. They're unveiling a lame, new Mega Playscape today. We're gonna check it out. I'm wearing my Sunday socks in case we take our shoes off! Task: "Place Mega Playscape". Task: "Make Bart Check Out Mega Playscape With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Mega Playscape and takes 6 seconds. This isn't too bad! Milhouse, stand at the bottom of the slide so I can build up an electrostatic charge and zap you into Shelbyville. Hey watch it! This spot is already claimed. If you can't see my mark, you should be able to smell it! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark This sucks! The thing had hardly been built and already weirdos have moved in. Grown ups get all the cool stuff built around here. Weirdo mark or no weirdo mark, it's time we take a stand. Come on, Milhouse! Task: "Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Mega Playscape and takes 6 seconds. You again? Why can't you kids take a hint? This was built for kids, not for whatever you are! Sludge was here first. Like I tell 'em down under the overpass, first come, first squat. She makes a very valid case, Bart. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark I'm going to have to resort to desperate measures. Hey Homer, can you help me kick some drunk creeps out of the new kid play area? I was NEVER in your play area! No, I'm talking about drunker creeps than you. I find that hard to believe. But a father must trust his son. Thanks, Dad. I meant that as a question. A father must trust his son? Task: "Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Homer". The job takes place at the Mega Playscape and takes 6 seconds. After starting the job Whatsit?... who dares enter my drinkin' tube? Bootsie? You're the ones my kid has been moaning about? I should've guessed you'd be on a first-name basis with all the drunk creeps in town. Bootsie's her last name... and her first. After finishing the task This is a pretty sweet squat you got here! A roof over your head, slides to get out without falling down, and grated floors so you're not sleeping in your own filth. This man knows how to live! Wait, you're taking their side!? Ugh! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Kids of Springfield! We must stand up against these thieving drunks. We must fight for what's rightfully ours! But adults pay for everything so what's really ours? I'd like to respond to your point by saying, OFF WITH HIS HEAD! But I'm willing to see both sides. Task: "Make Youngsters Storm Mega Playscape" (x3). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 6 seconds. Fall back! We need to restock our spit-wads, regroup our flaming bags of dog poop, and hit them again! Quest reward: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Nice try, boy. It'll take more than a few meddling Milhouses and No-goodnik Nelsons to make me leave my plastic palace. Oh, so you're joining us now? That's cool, as long as you help us improve and defend it. Whoa, hold your hooch. Are you suggesting something involving work? There will always be more kids climbing our ladders and sliding down our chutes unless we fortify the place. That definitely sounds like work. Task: "Make Adults Fortify Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Youngsters Assault Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours. After starting the jobs Back off boy! This is a perfect place for me to hide from work, your mom, and my bar tab at Moe's! We'll drive you out! Even if we have to tear it down to its recycled rubber play-safe foundation! After finishing the tasks Woo-hoo! I win! I win! Those walls should hold them back a bit. Hey, the door is locked. Quest reward: 25/25/25 and 10

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Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark While you were building walls I filled your space with a Duff keg-erator. I'm afraid there isn't room for you anymore. But, we were there first! Sorry. Beer beats bums every time. When word gets 'round what you done here, you'll find out just what kind of bums you're dealing with. Ahh! Why do I throw around the "B" word so recklessly?! Task: "Tap Ruffians in Springfield" (x10). Task: "Tap Ruffians in Other Springfields" (x3). Quest reward: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Dear God! This playscape says it was proudly made here in Springfield! Nothing anyone's proud of is made in this town. It won't withstand a strong breeze, let alone a bunch of kids assaulting it. I sold the copper from my exploded moonshine still to a scrap yard and saws all kinds of things we could use to shore up this place. Aye! We need to dig ourselves in good. Like a flea in Willie's brow! Task: "Build Scrap City". Task: "Craft Straight Trench". Quest reward: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark That oughta slow 'em down, but I don't know fer how long. Then we will fight them on the beaches... on the landing grounds! And all the other places that cigar guy said. Beaches? I can't expose my clown skin to sunlight! I mean we need to defend all of our turf, and hunker down for the long haul. If need be we'll hide in the castle keep like me forefathers did in the old country. They hid? Aye. Wretched cowards they were, the whole lot of them. Task: "Place Playscape Barrier in Bonus Area". Task: "Place Playscape Lookout in Bonus Area". Task: "Reach 5.00% Bonus at Mega Playscape". Quest reward: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark I can't believe bumbling oafs and guzzling loafs like Homer and his friends have been able to hold out this long. So we're giving up? We gave it the old college try. Although I don't see college in the cards for either of you. We are NOT giving up. We're going to keep going back so they see how nuts kids can really be! Task: "Make Adults Fortify Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Youngsters Assault Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours. Task: "Unlock General Bart". Now it's war. Quest reward: 25 and 10

Adults consist of:

Youngsters consist of:

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Mom, how can you sit by while this is happening? I can because it's so peaceful in the house with the boys outside this whole time. You have no idea how freeing it is to not have to constantly say "Lift your feet!" when vacuuming. But I suppose we should rein them in before it envelops the whole town like it always does. How will you get them to sit down together? Oldest trick in the housewives' book... Bart, Homer! Your bacon-wrapped pork butt is ready! Task: "Make Marge Mediate". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make General Bart Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. After starting the jobs I'll take my butt to go. Which is easier for me to do than fat-ass Homer. Oh no you won't mister. We're going to talk this through. It's a trap! A delicious trap! We still get fed, right? Of course! After finishing the tasks It isn't fair! Adults take everything! And Homer eats everything, including my dinner! You can't prove anything. Just take the peace offer so we can get back to normal dinners. Never! Take this, Mr. Potato Head! No one wastes your mother's au gratins and lives! Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Fortifying and Assaulting the Mega Playscape, Act 2 starts soon! Quest reward: 50 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Planet of the Apes.