Hydration Ostentation

Hydration Ostentation

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 11 Update: Bart Royale Requirement(s): Water Baron Burns Mansion Required characters: Water Baron Burns, Mr. Burns, Smithers

Hydration Ostentation is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Water Baron Burns and Water Baron Burns Mansion to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Smithers, is it snowing indoors? I am surrounded by white flakes. No, sir. It appears your skin is in a shed cycle. Ah, then it's time for a rejuvenation cycle. Now, which mansion did I hide Ponce de León's Fountain of Youth in again? Task: "Make Burns Remember Where He Hid Fountain of Youth". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 8 hours. Hmm, this isn't it. I'll just have to check all of them. Sometimes I think it's hardly worth having dozens of mansions. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Oh yes, silly me. It's the mansion covered in youthful water. Hidden in plain sight. Masterful deception, sir. Thank you. Now let's get my regeneration started. My hand has become translucent. I've always been able to see through to your soul, sir. Task: "Make Burns Hydrate". The job takes place at Water Baron Burns Mansion and takes 60 minutes. Hey, look at Burnsie. He looks radiant! Wow, nice, Mr. Burns. What's your secret? Discover it and you'll die! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Water Baron Burns' exclamation mark That's just splendid. Now every Thomas, Richard, and Harold are going to come knocking on my gate, asking for the secrets of eternal youth. You found it on your own, with minimum loss of life. So, they can, too! And it's not like I flaunt it in their faces. Although, I do like the sound of that. Task: "Make Water Baron Burns Flaunt Hydration". The job takes place at Water Baron Burns Mansion and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Water Baron Burns' exclamation mark Well, that was enjoyable. Indeed, wet and wild, sir. Grab that towel, will you? I am in need of serious blotting. Say no more, sir! I was born to blot. Task: "Make Water Baron Burns Get Dried Off With Smithers". The job takes place at Water Baron Burns Mansion and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

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