| Hydration Ostentation
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Hydration Ostentation is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Water Baron Burns and Water Baron Burns Mansion to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, is it snowing indoors? I am surrounded by white flakes.
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No, sir. It appears your skin is in a shed cycle.
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Ah, then it's time for a rejuvenation cycle.
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Now, which mansion did I hide Ponce de León's Fountain of Youth in again?
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| Task: "Make Burns Remember Where He Hid Fountain of Youth". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 8 hours.
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Hmm, this isn't it.
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I'll just have to check all of them. Sometimes I think it's hardly worth having dozens of mansions.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Oh yes, silly me. It's the mansion covered in youthful water.
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Hidden in plain sight. Masterful deception, sir.
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Thank you. Now let's get my regeneration started. My hand has become translucent.
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I've always been able to see through to your soul, sir.
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| Task: "Make Burns Hydrate". The job takes place at Water Baron Burns Mansion and takes 60 minutes.
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Hey, look at Burnsie. He looks radiant!
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Wow, nice, Mr. Burns. What's your secret?
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Discover it and you'll die!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Water Baron Burns' exclamation mark
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That's just splendid. Now every Thomas, Richard, and Harold are going to come knocking on my gate, asking for the secrets of eternal youth.
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You found it on your own, with minimum loss of life. So, they can, too!
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And it's not like I flaunt it in their faces.
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Although, I do like the sound of that.
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| Task: "Make Water Baron Burns Flaunt Hydration". The job takes place at Water Baron Burns Mansion and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Water Baron Burns' exclamation mark
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Well, that was enjoyable.
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Indeed, wet and wild, sir.
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Grab that towel, will you? I am in need of serious blotting.
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Say no more, sir! I was born to blot.
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| Task: "Make Water Baron Burns Get Dried Off With Smithers". The job takes place at Water Baron Burns Mansion and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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